Wearing panties that in fact DO NOT EXIST so that you and perhaps your 24-hours pal Britney *cough* Spears... can go out and show your cooches to the whole world
Chik 1: "Wow that skirt is short! I hope you're not going paris-panties tonight! >_<"
Chik 2: *smiles* *giggles* *pulls at skirt* "hah... no.... of course not..... "
Chik 2: *smiles* *giggles* *pulls at skirt* "hah... no.... of course not..... "
by KaylinOwnsYou June 5, 2007

Paris Hilton:Do you want a Dirty Paris?
You:Ok?
Paris Hilton: *Puts finger in mouth, rubs finger in cocaine, smears under lip*
Paris Hilton: Now Sniff
(Props to ShaneDawsonTV)
You:Ok?
Paris Hilton: *Puts finger in mouth, rubs finger in cocaine, smears under lip*
Paris Hilton: Now Sniff
(Props to ShaneDawsonTV)
by ihatesalll September 18, 2010

Paris Hitler over there, you know the one with the Venti Latte, she lectured me about how uncool my shoes were. Then she started talking about voting for Obama, because he was "cute" and had "nice ears."
by Assex 776 October 15, 2008

by anonymous March 2, 2005

Ugly walking stick with no ass,tits,face or respect for herself.
Yikes!!!!!
She's not rich and beautiful she's rich and Fugly. and has nothing to be jellous of.
Yikes!!!!!
She's not rich and beautiful she's rich and Fugly. and has nothing to be jellous of.
by Pokey December 17, 2003

1. (noun) A mystery, puzzle or conundrum. Something well know for no apparent reason (that's the conundrum).
2. Living proof that inheritance taxes and income taxes for the rich aren't anywhere near as high as they should be.
2. Living proof that inheritance taxes and income taxes for the rich aren't anywhere near as high as they should be.
by avgfhadsfkjbvhadsfjhbv September 2, 2006

Parisitis or Paris-itis is the unfortunate series of circumstances during which an adolescent (usually female) becomes exposed to and contracts the Paris virus (I don't mean syphilis) and begins to emmulate a certain spoiled Hilton family member. The individual is then refered to as a Paris-ite or, more commonly, a Parasite.
"Hey Benson, did you see that girl in the Prada sunglasses yelling at the waiter?" "Sure did Lushman, looks like someones contracted Paris-itis."
by RLush November 29, 2007
