a face only a mother could love

Basically calling someone ugly.

Dude: "Look at that guy.."
Man: "He has a face only a mother could love."

by Person (: August 18, 2010

Only a face a mother could love

This term is used to describe ugly, unattractive people who have absolutely no chance of dating a sane woman/man.

Jim: "Who is that ugly freak of nature?"

Steve: "Oh that's the guy with only a face a mother could love"

by DigitalFort December 05, 2010

pics only we can see

an inappropriate picture ones take that don’t get posted or shared with anyone else.

her- “Can we take pics only we can see?”

him- “Yes.”

by the realest🙌🏼 October 23, 2022

only god can judge me

A phrase typically sported by swag fags, gangbangers, wannabe gangbangers, wiggers, drug addicts and the like in order to justify or enable their shitty habits or behaviors. This phrase is often uttered most by those who would be the last person you would think of when thinking of a disciple of God. The moral equivalent of starting a fight then saying, "You wouldn't hit someone with glasses, would you?"

"Hey, John. You should really stop sleeping with 15 year olds and using your Moms money on tattoos of your birth year."
"Stfu, nigga. Only God can judge me."

by BigRed527 December 10, 2014

And that can only be fair play to ya!

another way of saying "well done" or "fair play to ya" except funnier. A preferred term among Football managers.

“Andy Reid, you have lost eight kilos and worked extremely hard and that can only be fair play to ya!"

by The Soft Cat October 06, 2009

you only think I'm kidding

Also, "you only think I'm joking."

Phrase used after you say something that sounds unrealistic or exaggerated but is completely true.

Guy: I got six tickets in one afternoon.
Friend: haha (thinks he's exaggerating)
Guy: yeah, you only think I'm kidding.
friend: ...

by freakoftheweek September 16, 2009

Only Kurt Cobain understands me

Stock phrase used by smelly rockers in times of despair, confusion or sexual abuse.

James: Get your hand off my leg, you smelly rocker - If I wanted trash, I'd have sex with roadkill.
Smelly Rocker: Oh God, most embarassing thing since Dad bought me that Avril Lavinge album for my birthday... Only Kurt Cobain understands me.

by jdi May 09, 2004