hot pocket in the shower

A sex act that is so dirty you can't describe it, but you have no regrets.
After the worst day at work, I had a hot pocket in the shower. No regrets.
by chrysalis77 December 14, 2016
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Hitler Hot Pocket

A technique used in sexual intercourse, where the man shits in the girls vagina while fapping the girl. The man then turns the women on which makes her cum, and creates a mixture between shit and semen. The boy then licks the new mixture while the women moans out nazi propreganda songs and does a hitler salute. The man proceeds to spit out the mixture all over the women while the women moans out anti seismatic statements.
A absoloutely destroyed her last night while doing the Hitler Hot Pocket
by meatbeater6969 January 7, 2022
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Oklahomo Hot Pocket

Shit in a guys ass crack and use it as lubricant
So jeff you wanna do an oklahomo hot pocket tonight?
by stefan janoskis August 23, 2009
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hot pocket

The act of lining your mouth with cellophane and having someone shit in it.
I heard Jason got a big hot pocket from his girlfriend yesterday.
by Retardfogle February 24, 2009
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Hot Pocket

The act of blowing warm moist air into a women's pussy.
When my girlfriend was getting a lap dance, that stripper blew right through here panty's and gave her a Hot Pocket. Nice.......
by soruwm June 14, 2011
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illinois hot pocket

taking a shit in a regular hot pocket n then having someone eat it
holy shit katie just ate that Illinois hot pocket what a sick ass
by carl sandburg April 17, 2008
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hot pocket side dish

A hot pocket side dish is the food parts that boil out over the sides of a hot pocket when you microwave it for too long. It is a great compliment to the main course as the hot pocket side dish cools off faster than the tasty goop inside the pocket.

Not to be confused with hot pocket side jawn
"Mom! Can you blow on my hot pocket!? It's too hot!"
"Just eat the hot pocket side dish while you wait for the hot pocket to cool off"
"Thanks, Mom!"

"I hate how hot my hot pockets get so I microwave them for too long and eat the hot pocket side dish that boils out of the sides."
by AutisticMomJeans May 19, 2016
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