harry potter rahtard

Cheap glasses that make you look like a silly goose
Shorty looks hot in her new wizard glasses, but the fish people look harry potter rahtard.
by tigger802 July 12, 2010
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Harry Potter Protein Jerk

The act of consuming your friends cum and then jerking off with your left arm while thinking of what just happened.
"Yo at Robs last night, I think Nathan did a Harry Potter Protein Jerk with Jake's cum".
by SnickerinSnape March 10, 2019
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Harry Potter 3 movie

That movie SUCKED.
They left out SOO much and what the hell- dementors fly now?
And they never mention anything about the marauder's map history!
And Sirius is supposed to look different. They could have dyed his hair dark brown or something...
But one huge thing: Lupin as a werewolf. DUDE. That is soo not a werewolf, it looked pathetic... it had like, no hair and just UGH.

So basically it was an atrocity to the book. The book wsa sooooo much better, don't EVER base the harry potter series on the movies...
Girl one: Hey wanna watch the harry potter 3 movie?
Girl two: Sure, I could use a good laugh that movie is dumb
by CaramelCremeLovaa August 05, 2007
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Harry Potter Beer Pong

When you're playing beer pong and beer/water are under the cups, making them drift like chess in harry potter.
Guy 1: Dude why the fuck are the cups moving?
Guy 2: IT'S HARRY POTTER BEER PONG
by wh401 June 11, 2011
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having sex with harry potter

What Alice wants to do everyday in her dreams.
having sex with harry potter in my dreams.
by crystalann chaos June 14, 2008
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Harry Potter 3 movie

Anything that is completely crappy.

Anything that is modeled after something else but does it in such a poor fashion as it is completely unrecognizable.

A load of crap.
Did you see what the dog left on the stairs? Ya, it was soo Harry Potter 3 Movie.
by Jason June 05, 2004
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The eighth book in the Harry Potter series. All copies of this book will be invisible to everyone except the owner, due to illegal book sharing, so everyone has to get their own copy instead of borrowing others, seeing as J.K. Rowling is a poor, struggling artist who needs every bit of profit she can get... right. (sarcasm, for those who didn't recognize it)
Person 1: OMFG! Harry Potter and the Dead Horse is coming out! Gee, I wonder why it has such a weird title... what do you think?
Smart Person: personally, I think it's no use beating a dead horse, like J.K. does... jeez, it must be fuckin' horseburger by now... figuratively speaking.
Person: Oh. I still don't get it.
Smart Person: See what I mean...
by RoseThourne August 11, 2007
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