The act of consuming your friends cum and then jerking off with your left arm while thinking of what just happened.
"Yo at Robs last night, I think Nathan did a Harry Potter Protein Jerk with Jake's cum".
by SnickerinSnape March 10, 2019
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Harry Potter 3 movie

That movie SUCKED.
They left out SOO much and what the hell- dementors fly now?
And they never mention anything about the marauder's map history!
And Sirius is supposed to look different. They could have dyed his hair dark brown or something...
But one huge thing: Lupin as a werewolf. DUDE. That is soo not a werewolf, it looked pathetic... it had like, no hair and just UGH.

So basically it was an atrocity to the book. The book wsa sooooo much better, don't EVER base the harry potter series on the movies...
Girl one: Hey wanna watch the harry potter 3 movie?
Girl two: Sure, I could use a good laugh that movie is dumb
by CaramelCremeLovaa January 1, 2009
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Harry Potter Beer Pong

When you're playing beer pong and beer/water are under the cups, making them drift like chess in harry potter.
Guy 1: Dude why the fuck are the cups moving?
Guy 2: IT'S HARRY POTTER BEER PONG
by wh401 December 9, 2011
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Harry Potter 3 movie

Anything that is completely crappy.

Anything that is modeled after something else but does it in such a poor fashion as it is completely unrecognizable.

A load of crap.
Did you see what the dog left on the stairs? Ya, it was soo Harry Potter 3 Movie.
by Jason June 5, 2004
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The eighth book in the Harry Potter series. All copies of this book will be invisible to everyone except the owner, due to illegal book sharing, so everyone has to get their own copy instead of borrowing others, seeing as J.K. Rowling is a poor, struggling artist who needs every bit of profit she can get... right. (sarcasm, for those who didn't recognize it)
Person 1: OMFG! Harry Potter and the Dead Horse is coming out! Gee, I wonder why it has such a weird title... what do you think?
Smart Person: personally, I think it's no use beating a dead horse, like J.K. does... jeez, it must be fuckin' horseburger by now... figuratively speaking.
Person: Oh. I still don't get it.
Smart Person: See what I mean...
by RoseThourne August 13, 2007
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harry potter fan fiction

dobby slowly inserted his long shlong into hermione, hermione moaned she loved it, she had never had such sexual intercourse, hagrid entered the room ''hi everyo-'' dobby was scared ''hagrid?'' he snapped his fingers and dissapeared dobby was gone... wHaT tHe FuCk WERE YOU JACKING OFF TO THIS???
-Harry potter fan fiction
by Carl Wheezer is dummy THICC January 27, 2020
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