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smooth hank

A hand job performed with lotion as the lubricant.
"Tony couldn't get a bj so he settled for a smooth hank."

"My skins too dry for an old fashioned, grab the lotion and give me a smooth hank."
by Trogdor312 August 23, 2016
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Hank

Hank is one sexy mf

-lilauu
Hank is amazing
by CaseWord March 21, 2020
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Hank Crap

A Hank Crap is when a person spends a very long time on the toilet.
In Breaking Bad, Hank Schrader was on the toilet for almost a year in between seasons of the show.

"I had Taco Bell last night. I'm Probably gonna take a Hank Crap today"
by NickiH December 30, 2013
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Hank-ziety

anxiety caused by very innocuous items such as folding tables, Amazon boxes and balloons
The folding table brought on major Hank-ziety.
by Ski3569 March 12, 2025
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Hank Gisselman

a Hank Gisselman is a being of pure enlightenment ,they are bowed down to all across the world, always a very important and god like being, many people look up to a Hank Gisselman.
ben: did you see how cool that was .
tim: we are in the essence of a Hank Gisselman
by Savage legend July 6, 2017
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hank green

For knitting (or other crafting/making/doing): a boneheaded, obvious mistake, that someone of your expertise or experience shouldn't have made.

Context: Hank Green is an internet personality and creator of VidCon. He has positioned himself as an authority on a wide variety of topics on his YouTube channel SciShow and as producer & cohost of the channel Mental Floss. In September 2025 he posted a video to SciShow titled "Physicists Don’t Understand Why Knitting Works,” which contained obvious factual errors and many found to be dismissive and misogynistic against knitting as a skill and people who knit. Because of this, it was assumed no one with experience knitting was involved during the production process or final review before the video was posted. Due to the overwhelming backlash he received the video was taken down within three weeks and Green issued a formal apology.
"Don't pull a hank green; read the instructions before you start a project."
"Mixing up salt and sugar is such a hank green."
by They're Sea Lions October 11, 2025
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Hank

Small rodent like creature that has a tendency to be sassy
Oh golly theres a hank in my garage!
by megafussybaby February 19, 2022
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