Hamburger joe

The act of being racist towards Meepjoepe#0001 (AKA Aden) Because he's a dumb femboy tranny that likes jerking off to little kids.
"Damb i really Hamburger joed that dumb femboy last night"
by Jacelol October 16, 2022
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Hamburger Style

Folding a standard piece of paper in half along the x-axis
Wow, I folded this printer paper hamburger style and it formed an 8.5” x 5.5” rectangle.
by KnuckleheadAngel February 16, 2023
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Hamburgering

The distinct sound it makes when two obese people are having sex, Similar to the sound it makes when shaping moist hamburger patties.
" Dude did you hear that squishing sound coming from Todd's room? " Yeah man I walked in on him hamburgering that huge chick from the bar"
by Vanilla Hippo September 01, 2022
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hamburger shot

Photograph taken of a naked woman’s nethers , from behind when she is lying on her side , legs together - with her beefcurtains squished together and the gash itself sandwiched tightly between them , thus resembling a decently assembled hamburger
She let me take some dirty snaps for the wankbank and I manager to get a fabulous hamburger shot
by Napoleon BonerPart February 04, 2023
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knuckle hamburger

A variation of a hand job. The fist is applied to the penis, flattening it against the body.

This action mimics the flattening of ground beef into a hamburger patty, thus the name.
Dude 1: I heard she gives a wild knuckle hamburger.

Dude 2: Yeah bro my dick was as flat as a Steak n Shake burger!
by Herschel Goldsteinberg April 23, 2023
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Wet Hamburger

When slippery when wet signs grow limbs and chugs bleach
Person 1: Another wet hamburger happened at the shops

Person 2: Nice dude
by fucking mad lad douglas March 04, 2021
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