candy hamburger

the candy hamburger is the 3 layers of discoloration that most men have under the head of their penis. the colors resembles a candy hamburger.

Wes was stroking his candy hamburger late last night whilst watching the meat spin.

also...

Wow! Dan arena does NOT have a candy hamburger.

by ballsnmeface March 14, 2009

Corn Dog in the Hamburger

Corn dog in the hamburger is when a penis is inserted into a vagina.

Ayo, can I stick my corn dog in the hamburger you have?

by Lizardassszz November 16, 2021

Hamburger Style

Folding a standard piece of paper in half along the x-axis

Wow, I folded this printer paper hamburger style and it formed an 8.5” x 5.5” rectangle.

by KnuckleheadAngel February 16, 2023

Hamburgering

The distinct sound it makes when two obese people are having sex, Similar to the sound it makes when shaping moist hamburger patties.

" Dude did you hear that squishing sound coming from Todd's room? " Yeah man I walked in on him hamburgering that huge chick from the bar"

by Vanilla Hippo September 01, 2022

hamburger shot

Photograph taken of a naked woman’s nethers , from behind when she is lying on her side , legs together - with her beefcurtains squished together and the gash itself sandwiched tightly between them , thus resembling a decently assembled hamburger

She let me take some dirty snaps for the wankbank and I manager to get a fabulous hamburger shot

by Napoleon BonerPart February 04, 2023

hamburger racing stripes

The full-body lines of road rash resulting from a high-speed motorcycle crash.

She low-sided the bike and miraculously walked away, but you should have seen the hamburger racing stripes on her side!

by Iraq-Irate July 24, 2009

Hamburger Hete

A hamburger with Krispy Kreme doughnuts instead of buns.

Hamburger Hete?! Dude, that's like a heart attack in a bun... or, in a doughnut, rather.

by Bilal H. August 18, 2010