Hump Day

Wednesday - the day preceding Thursday and after Tuesday, midweek week peak day...down hill slide to the weekend.

Acronym - Having Unusual Midweek Psychotic Delusions And Yearnings

No example for Hump Day required...see above.

by justpassntime November 4, 2011

hump buddy

Someone who has a friend who is over zealous.

Why's that guy keep texting you? Is he your fucking hump buddy!?

by Maggot_Chops January 12, 2009

humping the monkey

Two people have sex are humping the monkey

I'll bet you guys were humping the monkey last night.

by erotica69 September 16, 2005

Wet humping

Opposite of dry humping; person A making contact with genitalia of person B

Without penetration

I enjoyed wet humping but now I'm concerned with stds

by JustBJK July 1, 2017

hump back

Hump back is the letter P

M-I-crooked letta-crooked letta-I-crooked letta-crooked letta-hump back-hump back-I

by some polak September 4, 2004

dry humping

1) Js, its bloody amazing!
2) its basically grinding against one another. It IS possible to orgasm, especially for girls, and does release the same hormones as penetrating sex. Only you keep clothes, or sheets, between your body and there is almost a 0% chance of getting pregnant.

David Cameron felt total euphoria as he was dry humping the pig.

by sazz.666 November 14, 2015

My humps

A song by the Black Eyed Peas, in which mainly Fergie does the vocals. (no surprise there!)

The song was written by Fergie after she was diagnosed with breast cancer. Hence the reference to "lumps" as in, get a mamogram every month to check for lumps.

All proceeds will be sent to the Cancer fund.

Please pray for Fergie, bless her soul and her humps.

"My lovely lady lumps, my humps. My humps"

by FergieHasCancer December 18, 2005