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Garden hose

When someone violently spraying diarrhea out of their prolapsed anus
I had some bad fish, then he fucked me so hard I ended up with a garden hose.
by Richey0134 August 10, 2021
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Hose Barb

A middle-aged man who inserts and attaches himself into much older woman’s lives in exchange for banana bread and hummus.
He’s such a hose barb. Every time an old lady shows up he disappears and comes back with snacks.
by Barbra75 February 14, 2025
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Garden hose

People argue about everything from sports to politics all the time without ending up dead, so you gotta wonder about a story about a guy getting shot over a garden hose, even where two hostile parties are concerned. What's sillier about a garden hose argument than sports or politics? There's not many things people argue about that aren't silly, and yet people still argue in 2019.
The guy is gonna get himself shot over his willful ignorance and arguments about hoses, appliances, tools, supplies, and junk around the house, he talks too fuckin much to be around a true gangster, the kind of guy who will kill a motherfucker and his dog for talking about a garden hose.
by Solid Mantis December 9, 2019
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Get Hosed

To tell someone to get lost, cool down...literally get blasted with a hose
by Somerandomname112233 November 2, 2022
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evil watering hose

a sexual practice in which a black man (preferably Nigerian) inserts his abnormally large penis into a slender asian midgets anis. This man's penis should petrude out of the women's mouth and cuases her to gag excessively this gag reflex is used as a ejackulative method which causes the nigerian to come in a imense firehose orgasm.(can only be done with an asian midget over 18 otherwise completly socially unexceptable)
dude my 8 foot tall boyfriend got kinky and gave me an evil watering hose i blacked out and i woke up in apool of saliva and come.
by Howard p. donivin November 22, 2011
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hose goat

Usually refers to a borzoi, but can be used for any long nosed dog (silken wolfhound, etc.).
Person 1: Bro, is that a cryptid?
Person 2: No, that's just my pet hose goat.
by d0gl0g February 20, 2025
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Fire hose

when you're pissing with a boner.
bruh, this morning I had a huge Fire hose, my piss got all over the john.
Piss Shit toilet
by soIcanenteranythinghere? December 25, 2015
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