Hamburger Time

Noun: Death

"You're actually closer to dea- "
"NO. SCHTOP. PLEASHE CALL IT HAMBURGER TIME WHEN YOU ARE AROUND USH."
"hankboigers times 🥰🥰"

You're closer to "hamburger time" if you don't see a doctor

by IWantToBeAHillbilly April 14, 2024

Browning the hamburger meat

To take a shit

Doug walked in on me browning the hamburger meat yesterday

by Hamburglar69 April 23, 2016

knuckle hamburger

A variation of a hand job. The fist is applied to the penis, flattening it against the body.

This action mimics the flattening of ground beef into a hamburger patty, thus the name.

Dude 1: I heard she gives a wild knuckle hamburger.

Dude 2: Yeah bro my dick was as flat as a Steak n Shake burger!

by Herschel Goldsteinberg April 23, 2023

Hamburger Lock

When you’re quickly eating a hamburger and the bite pieces form together in your esophagus and lock up

Oh man, Rory was having bad hamburger lock, someone gave her the Heimlich maneuver

by Ohjeeez December 16, 2018

Hamburger King

A person; friend, relative, genius, idiot.

Wat up Hamburger King! Yo where's Hamburger King???
Listen Hamburger King...

by Ocka rocka July 18, 2008

Hamburger Factory

A hospital that is notorious for causing patients to die.

John had a big rash on his nuts now he is dead only two days after because of that wretched hamburger factory!

by Woidsmeeth September 01, 2021

Hamburger Helper Handjob

The process of filling a white glove with warm meat, cheese and noodles then proceeding to insert your hand to then give someone a handjob.

Person 1: I heard Bonnie gave Kevin a Hamburger Helper Handjob last Monday.
Person 2: That shit is wild, they couldn't even wait till a Tuesday!

Person 3: I'm so horny, I think I'm gonna give myself a Hamburger Helper Handjob tonight.
Person 4: That's disgusting bro why the fuck would you say that to me.

by familyguyfan2008 April 21, 2023