Opportune sexual interaction with gay friend's fag hag mate(s). Can be based on misconception that having gay friends is a sign of sensitivity.
Q: How was last night, mate?
A: Great, there was a huge crowd of us and I managed to get a sneaky fag hag shag in before the night was over.
A: Great, there was a huge crowd of us and I managed to get a sneaky fag hag shag in before the night was over.
by Roy Rover May 10, 2005
Get the fag hag shagmug. by Litigation November 29, 2011
Get the Sea Hagmug. What the average teliophile man is attracted to. Overdone make-up, pepe lips, thick eyebrows, noticeably wrinkled face, etc.
To sum it up, not cute at all.
To sum it up, not cute at all.
Woman: Would you rather have a ps5 or have me? ;)
Gigachad: I'd take the ps5 anyday, I can barely even look at you straight with that uggo hag face! 🤢
Gigachad: I'd take the ps5 anyday, I can barely even look at you straight with that uggo hag face! 🤢
by Autismo_Manifesto March 11, 2023
Get the Uggo hag facemug. by Brett C. S. April 7, 2008
Get the douche bag hagmug. 1.A condition of the female human usually resulting from the repetitive noise,and/or whining,fighting, begging by her offspring.Usually includes displays of snarling,screaming and use of four letter words.
2.A condition that may or may not be hastened by PMS,roughly equivalent to Defcon 1.
2.A condition that may or may not be hastened by PMS,roughly equivalent to Defcon 1.
"After 3 hours alone in the minivan with her two kids bickering,complaining and 'not touching each other', Bonnie went completely psycho hag mom on them."
"Yes,it is getting close to that time of the month,honey-WHY DO YOU ASK?"
frazzled moms irritating kids minivan PMS defcon one
batshit minivan syndrome
"Yes,it is getting close to that time of the month,honey-WHY DO YOU ASK?"
frazzled moms irritating kids minivan PMS defcon one
batshit minivan syndrome
by Bart's Mom August 5, 2009
Get the psycho hag mommug. by Cozmotic June 27, 2022
Get the The Hag of Hackett's Quarrymug. An old cafateria hag is a "person" that roams around the cafateria-her swamp and gets mad at people for being there and she or it chasses people down while rideing a broom screatching get out me swamp. This hag also is a cunt who yells at a group of bad kids and threatens them to go to the office but when other groups do it she just says stop. This hag alsothinks she is the king of the lunch room.
This hag is also refered as a bitch. A bitch ass wrinkly hand hag. It keeps us crammed in a little section like sardines. It is a segragationist.
It does this because it needs to have space to roll around
This hag is also refered as a bitch. A bitch ass wrinkly hand hag. It keeps us crammed in a little section like sardines. It is a segragationist.
It does this because it needs to have space to roll around
Hay did you see that old cafateria hag engulf the table today at lunch.
That old cafateria hag is a fucking cunt.
That old cafateria hag is a fucking cunt.
by Djfjdhdhglhkgjegehfnc May 23, 2017
Get the Old cafateria hagmug.