Grape Fruit

The act of getting so lonely you carve a hole in a great fruit, heat it up for 30 seconds, and masturbate with it.

"Oh my god this grape fruit is amazing!"

by Colojolo July 26, 2009

dark grape

a pungent and gorgeously bred type of weed, when pulled apart has a plum-colored center. This weed is know to get you instant high and make you unbelievably sleepy even if it's not your known reaction to smoking.

Dark Grape is regularly distributed in Citrus Heights but is found in many other places in elevated California.

V: Why didn't you answer the phone?
B: I passed out on my porch, I had dark grape today.

by Brittney Sade January 9, 2009

grape fairy

You silly old bitch

OMG Bertie you grape fairy

by Magic magiclecristmas December 25, 2017

grape smugglers

An item of male clothing, usually very tight pants, i.e. those worn by rodeo fans; or Speedo trunks, that leave very little to the imagination when it comes to 'the package'.

You need the shield-sized belt buckle to offset the risk of a direct hit when wearing grape smugglers.

by elektronen August 31, 2011

grape salad

When a women shoots grapes out of her asshole and vagina, simultaneously, into a bowl, while shes in a car or airplane.

Gee Sally, that grape salad you did last week was pretty raunchy, i can still smell it in my car!

by Brooke and Jessa Inc June 17, 2008

pussy grapes

warts (seeded or seedless) of the genital variety that dwell on the labia majora or minora (inner or outer snatch flaps) which become inflammed during intercourse or vaginal stimulation

NOTES:

Pussy grapes generally take on a reddish or greenish hue of color, which often illudes to the sweetness or sourness of the respective grape.

Pussy grapes may be sucked or eaten, depending on the ripeness of the grape in question.

Pussy grapes should always be consumed with excessive alcohol, or following the consumption of many alcoholic beverages.

Always remember that when it comes to eating pussy grapes, nothing exceeds like excess!

My buddy Whitnack went to a party with my mother's pussy grapes wedged between his teeth. When confronted, he confessed that they were of the seeded, reddish variety.

My nicka Raye ran up in dat ho Aiesha last week. He told me dat her pussy smelt like red wine, and that her pussy gwapes be ripe fo' da pickins.

by Dustin Diamond (AKA: Screech Powers) October 27, 2006

busting a grape

Busting a grape is shit that you talk but you can't back up.

All Drew was trying to do was act like a champ, but all he was doing was busting a grape.

by derek is June 10, 2007