Government

1)The only people who get away with stealing your money and extreme stupidity, just to say not very many things. This is mostly because they're constantly all like "Yeah, but we're more important than the rest of the world combined. So fuck you."

2) World runner-ups in the bullshit game.

However, as good as the government is at the bullshit game, religion always wins the game because the damn person who they bribed- oh? What's that? I'm now going to hell for saying 'damn'? Well fuck you too! WHAT? There's a new law that prohibits me from saying "fuck" or "shit" on the internet? How about dick? Am I allowed to call you guys dicks?
Government. With a guest apearence from religion.

by dragongirl253 September 1, 2012

Government

A ruling organization known for its White Lies.

Government: "Man, the gubment (sic) done stole all my money then turned around saying I owed THEM! Maaaan, aint that some shit?!? Where's my 40 acres and a mule?!?"

by slodaddio June 6, 2013

Government issued ID

What you need in order to be human and therefore be part of humanity and therefore vote in elections.

Government issued ID cannot be racist since its meaningless to ask, for example, a skunk, a groundhog or a raccoon or any other animal for that matter, to provide you with their own government issued ID. So it must stand to reason that only humans with the proper government issued ID should be able to vote.

by Sexydimma April 11, 2021

Emily’s theory on the United States Government

Emily’s theory on the United States Government states that if president Biden does not soon realize he is acting like a commie and that the American people are over it he will find himself no longer the president of the United States.

And I said to the president if you do not believe in Emily’s theory on the United States Government then you can test it at your earliest convince.

by Beau Dean November 16, 2021

Governamenent

EBT Fart Card Lady correct pronunciation of the word "government"

Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining Governamenent. Ya Hear?

by Cheesegrazer January 24, 2025

Government Brothel movement

A movement that seeks to have a government run legal brothels in every major city.

Support the government brothel movement.

by Judge dredd7 October 29, 2011

government collapse

when the government randomly just loses a lot of money

yo did you hear the government colapsed government collapse

by gabbiesangel September 20, 2016