Goon Crown

When the box of a used cheap cask wine is put over ones head to signify that they are the King of the Goon.

Bazza: Checkout Maisy, he's wearing the goon crown, he must have finished the coolabah.

by BillySmokin March 04, 2009

cyber goon

sombody who goeas on xbox all day long and plays minecraft

mason is a cyber goon

by zaebbiuy August 23, 2012

Goon Dungeon

Similar to a wine cellar except shelved with casks of the cheapest, vilest of wines. A lot danker and darker than a vintage wine cellar. A dungeon worker is an alcoholic version of golem who walks up and down cracked stone stairs by torch light delivering the finest (not expired) goon sacks in Australia.

Honey don't go down there! very few have returned from the goon dungeon.

by Mr. G.F.Lexia July 20, 2010

Car Goon

A Car goon is someone that modifies there car to the point of completley ruining a perfectly normal car. As well as using there car to pick up girls, and rev up their engine to make themself look good.

Car Goon,
Car Modifiers,
Chavs,
Goons,
Fools,

by the D man May 19, 2007

tune goon

1. A person walking around campus who cannot be seen without wearing head phones that are particularly large and inconvenient. Their music can be heard by everyone around and their music selection usually sucks.

or

2. A person who is listening to an ipod in the most inappropriate occasions. ex: on the shitter, while ordering food, class, funerals, doctor visits, etc.

1. "Dude did you see that tune goon with the gay ass headphones wearin a wife beater and bumpin nickelback?"

2. "Dude, in the shower!!! you are such a tune goon!!!! Put your ipod up for one freaking minute!!!"

by CUTiger2013 October 29, 2010

hockey goon

A man who beats the shit out of people when they rough up there players. Normally is not very good at hocke yand is only there to injure other guys.

Man that guy is such a hockey goon
yeah he beat the shit out of that one asshole

by Dukejr May 03, 2017

Goon-Green

The nasty illness occuring whenst a goon drinking participant has slammed a sack of goon (Fruity lexia non the-less), and has vomitted on themselves and has contracted a serious case of goon-Green.

Jim: Bro, did you see matt slam a whole sack in 1 hour!
Bill: 'kin oath I did mate, he has a serious case of the goon-Greens now but!
Matt: urhhhh... (Vomits onself)

by Goon-green October 03, 2010