Gold bond

A foot powder that can also be used to blow clouds from your ass

The man put gold bond on his ass to get rid of duck butter but then had an ass Queef And the cloud was made

by Thhhad January 30, 2019

Mr Gold

Mr Gold is just a normal human being but with kids kidnapping em

Holy gods! Mr Gold is ruined!

by MrNotGold March 25, 2018

Gold digger

A male or a female who only “likes” or “loves you” because of your money and material things.

I was talking to my crush today then I finally had the courage to ask him out to a pizza place. He said no and I looked at him in disappointment. He thought I was joking and started yelling and screaming to try to make fun of me. So I walked away to my Benz and then he started running after me saying “Baby I was just playing” and “Is that your car?” I kept walking away in disgust and then I said “the only reason why u want to be with me now is because of my money and me car!” A bunch of people turned to look. He stood there in shock and embarrassment. I put on my shades closed my sunroof and drove off.

IF U HAVE MONEY AND YOU LIKE SOMEBODY MAKE SURE THEY ARE NOT A GOLD DIGGER. MAKE SURE YOUR BOYFRIEND OR GIRLFRIEND ISN’T A GOLD DIGGER EITHER.

by ?????11G0@tTheJaz... August 9, 2019

Gold Shirts

he enforcement wing of the Trump Imperial dynasty. They wear gold in reverence to their golden-haired, affluent leader: The Big Don himself!

The Big Don will unleash the Gold Shirts on California if they try to secede.

by Big_Don_T February 22, 2017

Gold Tuna

The birthday for the age that corresponds to the last two digits of the birth year (e.g. 80th birthday when born in 1980).

Happy Gold Tuna, Tara!

by OopsBoom May 23, 2016

Gold Sucking

The act of a man putting his mouth onto another man’s butthole and sucking on it while he wiggles his tongue as deep as he can into the man’s butthole until it is completely covered in feces.

If you’ve ever seen someone who is into “gold sucking” than you would know how sexy it is.

by caIamari February 5, 2020

Poisonous Gold

Poisonous Gold is a very small Youtuber who used to create extremely cringy videos for some reason, although creating the videos, he made no money at all and so decided to give up and cry. In early 2020 most of his videos were deleted as to stop people taking the p*** out of him

Poisonous Gold is a YouTuber still right? (NO)

by Poisonous Gold June 2, 2020