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Pants Gnomes

When a male has a very obvious Erection. Those Gnomes be hitching tents in those boys pants. Like a fucking camping trip.
"Damn, that guy has a serious case of Pants Gnomes, I feel bad for him"
by Little Red in the Hood July 16, 2016
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Gnomed

If you are reading this, im a gnome and you’ve been gnomed.
Im a gnome and you’ve been gnomed.
by axelthemanandtheboi October 16, 2019
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gnome beater

When you have a bloody gnome and you proceed to jerk off anyway
That weird guy Michael in my class is a suspected gnome beater
by Mat the rat January 24, 2018
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Gnome

A Gnome is a short, hairy nerd that flakes on it's fellow fantasy creatures at the slightest provocation. Why it does this is anyone's guess but none care to ponder it so it always goes unquestioned and unresolved. They give gifts of greenery to all who have the pleasure of meeting them. But they will scorn you if you commit to any plans with them.
My friend was being a real Gnome the other day. Little Bastard wanted to flake on me so I trapped him in a ring of magic mushrooms!
by The__speaker_of__truth May 27, 2022
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The Gnome

The #1 song by Pink Floyd
by Norman🅱 September 13, 2019
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Gnome Tasing

I saw my boss gnome tasing when he said he was finishing the monthly reports
by Sumgyen Pakistan December 12, 2025
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Gnome Sprinkles

n. urban dictionary words and definitions that contain superior language that reveals a truth or piece of wisdom.
Wow! That word/definition is covered in Gnome Sprinkles.
by randomglowstick November 23, 2015
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