greasy old bunsen dart

found in parry sound on the island. greasy ol bunsen darts cheap smokes that may or may not contain rat droppings and have a tendency for the filters to fall off

You going to the island
ya

go get me some greasy old bunsen dart's
greasy

by Champion of Bum Darts February 7, 2010

Well grease me up and call me Souzie

An exclamation of surprise. Such as being told you've got straight A's, or you're getting a record deal unnexpectingly. Also can be used for lust.

Him: thats not a woman, thats my kid brother!
You: Well grease me up and call me Souzie

girl 1: Look at the ass on him!
girl 2: Well grease me up and call me Souzie!

by Monsieur Blanche September 8, 2005

Greasy Oven Mitt

During a round of hardcore intercourse, a man places his testicles within the anus of a female.

Can be used in conjunction with a meat thermometer.

That chic was a freak. I gave her a greasy oven mitt and she loved it!

by Greasy13 July 27, 2010

greased jesus

Someone/something incredibly amazing, greasy, sexy, or all of the above.

"So greasy, he slid right off the cross and into our hearts."

"go greased jesus go greased jesus GREASED JESUS go greased jesus"

by ayam_lyresh June 18, 2009

Greasy McFatass

1. A person who consumes too much food than what they really need.
2. An idiot that gets on your nerve.

1. Gawsh! You're such a Greasy McFatass.

2. Dude dont be such a Greasy McFatass.

by Paulette May 3, 2006

greasy chimney

A sexual maneuver in which the woman (or man) sits with the legs extended straigt up into the air and the man below, thrusting his penis in and out of the asshole.

Jacob had a great time last night giving his girlfriend a greasy chimney.

by !THOR! June 17, 2006

greasehog

When a guy skeets on a girl, and then chases her around a room.

Betty sure ran fast while she was doing the greasehog with George.

by Hofonda July 11, 2007