Eat the garden

To eat the puuussssss of a vegan.

Timmy: hey penny ,can I eat the garden?
penny: sure *speads legs*

by pizzacutter24 March 22, 2017

Garden gnome

A garden gnome is a small statue placed in garden by old people.

Hey, look, a garden gnome with a green hat on. I'll steal him, and add him to my collection.

by Iam not Elmer Fudd June 24, 2020

meat garden

Noun: Slang for vagina

I would like to plow your MEAT GARDEN.
I'm gonna plant my seed in your MEAT GARDEN

by Spaztik doom August 19, 2022

Devil's Garden

to have a devils garden is to have a vagina with genital warts. A Devil's Garden was a small boxed in minefield used in desert warfare. There is about 17 million unexploded anti-personnel/anti-tank mines, artillery shells, bombs dropped by aircraft, machine gun, small arms, and mortar rounds that still remain beneath the sand in europe.

"dude, that chick has a devil's garden", "Promote abstinance to keep people from having a devil's garden" (like that works)

by ShadowMaster924 May 1, 2011

burrito garden

Microwave

See also: burrito mouth

I burnt my mouth on this burrito freshly picked from the burrito garden

by Toastedchez October 24, 2017

Finger garden

When you don’t have sex and instead use your hands for sexual pleasure

There was no sex but I went to the finger garden

by Tubbytron December 28, 2018

clam garden

The female equivalent of a sausage party.

Hey Susie let’s get out of here this place is a real clam garden.
clam garden sausage party unwanted lesbian scissor sisters

by the swaggy 89 February 21, 2017