florida nacho

Where you spread your GF's vagina open and cum and piss in it. Then you dip your balls inside and have your GF lick the cum and piss off.

Me and Beth had some hot florida nacho tiem.

by Sunioncarrot11 October 27, 2013

ford fanboy

Someone who thinks ford is best.

Ford or nothing.

Your a ford fanboy

by Hds22334 July 12, 2014

Florida Vibrator

When you are hitting it in the seat and she farts.

Man I was going to town on the seat and my girl gave me a Florida Vibrator.!

by assajjventress January 29, 2016

florida handshake

Another term for hand job.

She gave me a Florida handshake during the movie.

by Mother9987 March 20, 2016

floridian water torture

The act of putting a pillowcase over your head and jumping in a pool.

I'm so bored that I could Floridian water torture myself!

by Suprisingly April 4, 2016

Florida Fedora

The Florida Fedora is when a man poops on top of a female's head (creating the hat), and then ejaculates on top of it (creating a fashionable fedora feather).

The Florida Fedora Vinny gave to that girl last night looks very stylish.

by Injong August 30, 2017

Forbidden Fingering February

During the entire month of February women are forbidden to finger themselves. They are also not to climax even if they do not insert a finger. This includes vibrators, washing machines and simply rubbing the clitorous.

Girl 1: Ugh I’m so horny right now but I can’t even get a text back.

Girl 2: Just take care of it yourself, hell I even did it this morning. ;)

Girl 1: I can’t it’s Forbidden Fingering February and that includes you.

by Ramdom Guy November 18, 2018