fooker

someone whos a skank ... the words fuck and hooker together

check out that fooker... shes so slutty

by coffee is icky June 16, 2004

fook

another funneh way of sayin f**k, obviously less rude but you also sound like the guy off the itv advert with the monkey or mon-keh! oh ye - JONNY VEGAS NOOBS.

fook. I just shot a nail into my head.

by weeabix April 25, 2005

Fook You

To tell someone you will contact them via Facebook. It's an abbreviation of "FacebOOK YOU". Use with caution as fook has alternate meanings.

"Hey, Charlie, I'll fook you once I am done with dinner." Similar to "I'll email you later" or "She'll text you when she arrives".

by masilver August 20, 2010

foofy

a domesticised 3ft tall amazonian gorilla with very small testicles and square teeth used for gnawing on trees and tribesmen.

they like sitting on people's heads.

man im really sorry my foofy is on your head

by bill paxton September 3, 2005

Foogy

Foogy was made by myself, Boogey. The meaning is the opposite of me, if you dont talk like Boogey, your talking all foogy, if you dont look like Boogey, you look all foogy.

"Your talking foogy so shut the hell up"

by Boogey July 2, 2004

foody hands

When your girlfriend touches you right after eating greasy or sticky food which sticks to your face or clothes and pretty much just pisses you off.

My girlfriend likes to eat "Cheetos" and then touches my face with her "foody hands"two seconds later. I don't need an ACNE dispenser on the spot for F_cks sake!!

by twistan 69 April 9, 2010

Fooke

Fuck but for cooler people who are (unsuccesfully) sly about swearing. Usually said with a farmer accent because we are fookin' awesome in the forest.

What the fooke? Where's my sammich?

by Dudegimme March 6, 2011