Fog marling

When a group of middle aged men all wear fog marl joggers and meet up together”

Shaun went into his wardrobe and picked out his finest fog marl joggers as he was meeting the lads for bit of cheeky fog marling

by NUFCARL June 12, 2025

Douche-Fog

The art of internationally and without consequence gaze at your cellphone inside the movie theater while the film is playing.

"Looks like he's got a case of douche-fog."

by Chudgypub January 2, 2017

The Fog

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by 中國共產黨 May 18, 2022

Winter Fog

When you see fog outside, it actually Jesus smoking his crack pipe

“Did you see that Winter Fog earlier”
“Yeah dude, Jesus got high on crack”

by Charlie The Moth Man December 8, 2022

Fog Runner

Came from Silent Hill 2 forest trail run meme, a Fog Runner is a person (usually men) who feels lost in life and has no idea on how to take the next step in life due to their plans (usually during high school) not working out. or

"Did you remember that one person in Highschool who seemed to have a promising future due to his grades? He end up becoming a fog runner after finishing high school."

by a stones March 23, 2024

Fog Runner

Came from Silent Hill 2 forest trail run meme, a Fog Runner is a person (usually men) who feels lost in life and has no idea on how to take the next step in life due to their plans (usually during high school) not working out. or

"Did you remember that one person in Highschool who seemed to have a promising future due to his grades? He end up becoming a fog runner after finishing high school."

by a stones March 23, 2024

Fog Craze

A condition contracted by those exposed for prolonged periods in foggy conditions.

After being in fog for an extended period of time (commonly no more than 2 minutes) individuals may become disorientated and confused. Unable to retain their focus individuals may begin to enter a 'crazed' like state, running in short bursts in random directions. If unable to escape the fog an individual may begin to run in circles, shrieking, until eventually attempting to burrow into the very ground they are standing on.

If someone is seen in this state then it is already too late to save them, they now think they are a ‘screwdriver’ and will proceed to burrow head-first into the ground. Any attempt to stop them may result in violent attacks and it is advised that you should stand clear.

In the early stages symptoms consist of rash decisions, often wandering in random directions and a glaze seen over the eye. Later symptoms include foaming at the mouth, loud shrieking and the inevitable 'screwdriver' state of mind!

That, son, is a serious case of 'fog craze', we best get out of here.

by Foggyman June 10, 2011