Eight Five

Distortion of the truth way beyond belief and or An Absolute Avalanche of Bullshit.
Eight Five is also known in numerical values as shown in the formula below:
(8 or eight)+ (5 or five) = "Absolute bullshit" or eightfive or 85.
85 is generally used when stories of extreme sports are involved.

Dude that was the biggest load of crap Ive ever heard, yeah massive "eight five"

Dude I jumped the grand canyon on a unicycle, 85 85 85 85 85
Eight fucking five

by XOBHCNUL February 6, 2008

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Five F's

A man's take on 'dating' women...

1. Find em
2. Feel em
3. Finger em
4. Fuck em
5. Forget em

Man 1: Hey do you know the Five F's?
Man 2: Hell yeah...who doesn't?
Man 3: I don't...
Man 1 and 2: huh???!!!

by Bingo69 April 26, 2009

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five six

A bombay an Indian. Indian India are the biggest population of loan sharks in the Philippines, and are very stingy. For example, they loan you 5, they'll ask for 6. Hence the name "Five Six".

Philippines has the biggest Indian Bank owners in the world, second to their own country of India, of course.

"Man that five six got me, I just paid him $1000 on a $10 loan!"

by Indian Flute Will Get Cha July 24, 2006

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Number Five

One of if not the best character on The Umbrella Academy. A 58 year old man trapped in a 13 year old boys body, he loves coffee, has a relationship with his mannequin Dolores, and is a time-travelling little adorable badass.

"Who do I have to kill to get a decent cup of coffee?"
"Did you just quote Number Five?"
"Maybe"

by ww15 April 1, 2019

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five starred

The mark on one's body after being slapped or after immense pressure is added with a whole, open hand, with splayed fingers.

Person one: *takes off shirt*

Person two: man, you've been five starred! It's right in the middle of your back! You get some last night?

Person one: aww yeah

by Just a Random Person October 13, 2013

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