Hubby Fumbler

A woman who had a beautiful dread head wrapped around her finger worshipping her simping and obsessed ready to get down on one knee and love and cherish her for the rest of her life.

The pawg that works at evolution salon is a Hubby Fumbler

by KennyPhillips October 30, 2025

Generational fumble

Shane Bieber's pitching in the 11th inning of the 2025 World Series

Man, Toronto could have had it's first World Series in over 30 years if it weren't for that generational fumble of an 11th inning!

by Lou Skunt-Hoare November 1, 2025

gooey ear fumble

The act of a man ejaculating into an elderly persons ear, then slapping them softly across the side of the face, making a point to touch said ear, with a tuna fish and letting out a random sexually explicit battle cry involving an animal of preference.

Martin gooey ear fumbled Margery and screamed "BYGODIFUCKEDAWALRUS!"

by RippedA January 5, 2014

Dalia Castro Fimbres

The most gorgeous and cute person to walk the earth, who is also a bit of a goofy goober. She’s also the most hardworking and smart person i’ve met. Dalia also really likes simple gifts like flowers.

Damn look at dalia castro fimbres, i bet she will own the world some day

by 🤔🤔🤔That Guy March 1, 2022

D1 female fumbler

A stupid asshole who fucking CHEATS ON YOU WITH YOUR BESTFRIEND. AND AFTER APOLOGIZING HE GOES TO TEXT HER AGAIN 😂😂. And he posts on his story all abt how she isn’t the real one 🥺🥺

“Yo he is such a D1 female fumbler bro, she’s bad as hell.”

“Yeah.”

by Resplendence December 29, 2023

phd from fumble university

When a guy or a girl gives you THE CLEAREST SIGNS that they are interested in you however you still mess it up.

Guy 1: "So bro this girl ive been talking to for a while asked me if she can come to my place for the night cause it's 'very late in the night' and she lives 'far away'. I said no cause I have to get home for my curfew and I called her an Uber."

Guy 2: "bro tomorrow's your graduation, you just earned a phd from fumble university."

by A Boeing 737 MAX 8 March 26, 2024

unfreck-a-fiable

When you’ve lost your freckles aka your skin is unrecognizable

“My freckles are gone, I’m unfreck-a-fiable

by Klamydia June 2, 2024