33 Feet Below 

A SCUBA diver cannot pass gas at depths of 33 feet or below. This term is used when someone really needs to fart, but is unable to do so.

"Man, I'm 33 feet below right now!"

33 Feet Below by Capronicus January 7, 2009

Dick-feet per minute

A unit of measuring sex; dick-feet per minute (d-f/min) is calculated as:

D = (L * P) / T

Where L = length of the penetrating portion of the dick in feet, P = the number of thrusts, and T = the amount of time in minutes between first and last counted thrust.

"Sally and I got it on for real last night. I think we we're doing about 240 dick-feet per minute all night long."

Ken sure had enthusiasm, but his penis was so short that he could never manage respectable dick-feet per minute.

Dick-feet per minute by rojodojo August 19, 2014

Flea Market Feet 

The bottom of a redneck or mountain childs feet after playing barefoot outside all day. Or when you see a kid at the grocery store or in public walking barefoot with dirty feet.

Billy ray get yer flea market feet of my couch!

Flea Market Feet by jcr1979 December 19, 2009

5 feet 

2 bros chill in a hot tub but make sure that they are 5 feet apart so its not gay

"2 bros chillin in a hot tub 5 feet apart because they are not gay"

5 feet by .im.gay. October 26, 2020

Boney African Feet 

Ghetto term meaning bon appetit or eat up

My girl is so roman attic she makes me fried chicken everyday and I say boney african feet.

Boney African Feet by QueenB_arista November 20, 2016

jello feet 

someone who is really clumsy or has trouble walking when under the influence.

Damn, that girl got some mad jello feet.

jello feet by ariatie January 22, 2008

foodland feet 

When someone's feet are so disgustingly dirty, they look like a little kid's foot thats been walking around in foodland barefoot.

" Mackenzie left foot prints all over the bathtub again"
" Shes got those damn foodland feet!

foodland feet by unrelated09 June 11, 2009