Fan Merkin

The clumps of dust and dirt that build up and cling to ceiling fan blades that resemble the pubic hair replacement wig aka The Merkin

Turned the ceiling fan on while I was spring cleaning and it knocked all the fan merkins loose

by Callmemoriarty August 14, 2022

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Furry
stupid person
an image

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by IJNTAIHOU November 22, 2022

Fan-fic green

Jensen Ackles eye colour, like a Disney Princess

His eyes were fan-fic green

by Lucifers_little_vessel December 3, 2022

Fan Behavior

A hater that still wants to be updated on what you are up to. Then they talk cap shit about you to your close friends to try and ruin your reputation.

You know Barbie? She keeps on talking to me about what you are up to and talking trash about you, such fan behavior. She needs to get a life.

by SuarezSlater February 6, 2023

Fan noises

Being loud AS FUCK and being a jokester

William: Eric stop making Fan noises you unfunny bitch!

Eric: n o

by PsychoManias August 20, 2023

Fan-bully

(Verb) used to describe a person who demeans a person place or thing (noun) who they find to be intolerable to the point of interest.

Hes such a jerk I love him for it im being such a Fan-Bully

by SR.KREE! March 13, 2024

Fan-mail

When you arrive at a friend's or associates house but there not home so you masterbate in the postbox to let them know someone had called while they were gone

James wasn't in when we called round so I left him some fan-mail

by Private A.M. Bulance January 9, 2025