Fake-Ass Christian

A type of faux-Christian who typically only highlights any content of the Bible that serves their bigoted perspectives. When it comes to 'loving thy neighbor' they fail miserably, often by proclaiming that people migrating in order to escape persecution need to, "go home", and that "the government needs to build a wall" to keep them out. It's likely that if they existed when Mary was pregnant and migrated in order to find a safe place to give birth to Jesus, they would slam the door right in her face and be cool with her child dying of dehydration.

That fake-ass Christian is donating money to the "build a wall fund" created by another fake-ass Christian who plans on keeping the money.

by Lobster_Poop December 25, 2018

fake people

the ones you thought that were your friends until you find out they are talking crap behind you back. The ones that want attention , the ones who just use you for something!

Hey look!

Rachael and Sadie are being fake people, they like talking bad about us behind our backs!

by 0of_ January 21, 2019

Renaissance Faire

A festival held to recreate the arts and history of the Renaissance. Generally held outside and on weekends faires offer all things Renaissance, and many things other. They usually happen during the reign of Queen Elizabeth I but time periods vary from 1300 to 1800. They are usually set in England, but many be different countries such as Scotland, France.

Faires offer lots of entertainment, from games to swordfighting and Shakespeare to comedy and magic.

Faires are also known for their costumes. Entertainers and Vendors are almost always dressed in costumes (called 'Garb') that are nearly historically accurate for their character. Many patrons dress in ‘period garb’ but there are also many costumes that are seen at all fairs, no matter how historically inaccurate. Pirates Fairies and Bellydancers are always present. Often, people dress as Fantasy characters, though some fairs do not encourage this. You find wizards, magicians, steampunk, lord of the rings, video game characters, and even occasional Klingons.

Renaissance Faires are also known for their handcrafted items on sale. A faire will have many booths with vendors selling everything from swords to jewelry to herbs to costumes.

Fairs are also known for their food and drink. Most faires will have various ales, meads, beers, and beverages, as well as common soda. They may have a few historically accurate specialty items(turkey leg), but most have general festival food. (hotdogs, hamburgers, potatoes, funnel cakes

I wish i could just live at a Renaissance Faire forever!

by Artemis201 January 4, 2012

Faika

Faika is a extremely gorgeous girl. She is smart, sexy, and sassy. You put her down she'll come back up stronger than before. She is everybody's favorite girl.

Faika is so sexy.

by Lolshaylan March 21, 2017

fake boyfriend

A boy that thinks and treats you as his girlfriend, but you are not. You let him buy you dinner and movies anyways.

" Are you and that boy dating?"
" No, hes just my fake boyfriend"

by Stephanie and Alison July 6, 2008

Fake Default

Someone who plays Fortnite, who owns any skin but chooses to play as the default skin to lure other players to him.

There's a default over here, easy kill.
Watch out, he's a fake default!

by blackpoweramerica July 4, 2018

fake and bake

Usually a woman, who spends most of their time in a tanning bed, becoming more orange by the day for vanity's sake.

Stuck in the 1980's.

friend: holy shit that lady is tan, she must spend all her time at the beach!
me: nah, she fakes and bakes.

or
friend: holy shit that lady is tan, she must spend all her time at the beach!
me: nah,she's a fake and bake

or
friend: holy shit those ladies are tan, they must spend all thier time at the beach!
me: nah, they're fake and bakers.

by fuckoffanddie March 27, 2005