Fruit of the Looming

The act of leaving your underwear on around your ankles while taking a poop before you are about to jump in the shower. Most people would rather leave their underwear on while on the bowl as to keep some sort of order in their poop routine. Doing it naked is just anarchy.

Yo son...you take a dump naked? That's crazy bro. I got to be Fruit of the Looming before my pre shower dump.

by moffboy October 2, 2013

Fruit and a half

A gay guy that's very tall. Generally over 6ft high.

Hey did you meet Andrew last night? He's totally a fruit and a half!

by AndrewBlue September 1, 2016

Fruit snack

One of the many foods offered in the holy banquet of heaven

He's in a better place now, he'll get all the fruit snacks he wants

by Dupreyohan April 7, 2017

menstrual fruit

The clumpy bits of a woman's period.

"Holy god damn, I'm bearing heavy menstrual fruit this moon cycle."

by degenerate fuckwad May 13, 2015

Skin Fruit

Similar to the "Skin Flute" which means "Penis" the Skin Fruit, means "ballsack" if you are in the Kitchen, you can make lots of jokes.

Dude 1: "Bro my Skin Fruit is itchy"

Dude 2: "Scratch it"

by Crown Victoria November 13, 2020

fruit leathers

yummy snacks, consistent of dried fruit; usually stawberry or some other berry. A very simple snack, that is yummy :)

I like fruit leathers :)

by anonymous July 12, 2018

Fruit cake

Fruit cake is a hyper dense mass of mediocre cake over packed with disgusting tumors of jellied stuff that might once have been fruit, but now is merely a sugar infused mummy of color

Max: Hey Jimmy you want some cake?
Jimmy: What type?
Max: Fruit cake.
Jimmy: Die.

by YourMomIsANiceWoman April 25, 2020