Ex wife: the gold digging whore you share custody of your kids with and owns all your stuff. Primary reason you sleep on a fouton above a Seven-Eleven.
by Grant Rampus July 06, 2016
A self absorbed, selfish wondercunt whose sole purpose in life is to now ensure you don't have any future relationship with your kids whilst maintaining absolute self assuredness that you were the reason for her downfall and that you should burn in the depths of hell, but in most instances should still be 'helping' her out when required.
It's been 12 months and I'm still receiving your post and CCJ's for your fcuked up business linked to our house... your my ex-girlfriend sort your shit out bitch!!!
by Dadmisseshisons2708 September 03, 2018
by Grunkle Stan February 19, 2016
1:I used to be good friends with Niko,but we are ex-friends now because he was talking bad about me,and he said that I suck.
2:Lorenzo was a very good friend of mine until we became ex-friends because he doesn't talk to me when I was talking to him,and he was running away from me when I was trying to hang out with him.
2:Lorenzo was a very good friend of mine until we became ex-friends because he doesn't talk to me when I was talking to him,and he was running away from me when I was trying to hang out with him.
by LL6000 May 02, 2016
Teenagers who were popular in elementary and middle school but are nobody's in high school. These are usually people who developed earlier than everyone else and by mid-freshman year they were nothing. Most of the time this is a girl who every guy liked in middle school because she was hotter than everyone else but when other girls came out of their awkward stages she was forgotten.
guy#1: "Dude, Erin is so hott!!"
guy#2: "Naw man, shes an ex-popular...but have you seen Carley lately...Damn!!!"
guy#2: "Naw man, shes an ex-popular...but have you seen Carley lately...Damn!!!"
by frenchfry333 March 01, 2014