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not even going to fap 

A phrase that is sure to replace the widely used ”not (even) gonna lie
Random dude: yo that thot really did send a dickpic instead of her tits accidentally
Me, an intellectual: that’s kinda cringe, not EVEN going to fap (well, ofc I’m gonna fap)
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what even is nothing? 

Nothing is non existent because if nothing was real then it wouldn't be nothing. But, "Nothing", used as a pronoun subject, is the absence of a something or particular thing that one might expect or desire to be present or the inactivity of a thing or things that are usually or could be active.
person 1: hey

person 2: Hi!

person 1: What even is nothing

person2: uhh... I... whoah...what is nothing?

Being defined... "Nothing", used as a pronoun subject, is the absence of a something or particular thing that one might expect or desire to be present or the inactivity of a thing or things that are usually or could be active.

Now you can answer...
What even is nothing?
what even is nothing? by Ash404 March 24, 2021

Fairly even

The best deal for both sides.
Them people so good to work with because they keep it fairly even.
Fairly even by quicktogetlitt August 31, 2021

why.even.try.it0

The best person ever!!!! Periodt!
Hi Why.even.try.it0
why.even.try.it0 by anonymous November 21, 2021

not even if there's a fire

Another way of saying "not a chance in hell"
You want me to come in on my day off? Not even if there's a fire.

not even lying 

Normally I would lie about this. But in this special situation I’m telling the truth.
“I’m not even lying right now, I stole this from my teacher
not even lying by jostytosty August 23, 2022