Ethan

Can be one of the most irritating people on the Earth, but you still care for him nonetheless. He is more innocent than he lets on and a really funny. He is a great imitator and kind of has a big mouth. He acts so immature a lot but you can't help looking at him like a younger brother something relevant to that. It is almost impossible to get in a relationship with him, not because you don't want to, but because he doesn't. He rarely likes anyone and most likely get into 4-5 relationships out of the course of his life. He is pretty shy at one moment but the hella cocky another, so beware of his mood changes. He's pretty athletic and LOVES to tease his friends about anything and everything.

Person 1: Why is Ethan so annoying?
Person 2: IDK, but hey, once you get to know him, he isn't that bad.

by smeldey June 2, 2019

Ethan

Ethan is a 13 year old homo child who has a crush on his 3 year old little cousin

Ethan likes big black guys

by Turts the god May 21, 2020

Ethan

Otherwise known as retarded. He is really good at being lazy, and not getting off his ass to do anything. He is so incredibly stupid, that at this point it's just sad.

"I think Ethan's going to die on that couch. He hasn't made himself any food in four years."

by yeeter53324 April 17, 2019

Ethan

The guy in class than can do about half a push up and he tries talking to you with his high IQ brain but your such low IQ can't handle the quite prodigious words he uses.

Stacy: Ew look its ethan
Ethan: Please do not verbally express such words around me as I am too astute to handle these peasant words please stop I beseech.

by HalfSmartMan January 21, 2020

Ethan

A person that is often very stupid and retarded

I hate Ethan he's so retarded

by Bruh5034 March 30, 2020

Ethan

An Ethan is a massive bellend. Often found in packs, Ethan’s are easily found due to being massive virgins. Their prey consists of women (which is probably why they can’t get a lass) and sometimes varies to gingers. Stay safe by staying clear of Ethan’s. Xox

You degrade women like an Ethan.

by Chocolatexoxostevexoxololly March 5, 2019

Ethan

His eyes are just about 12 inches apart...

Bug-eyed lookin' boi

Sometimes looks like Sid the Sloth

"Head ass Ethan has to drive with the steering-wheel in the center of the vehicle because his eyes are so far apart."

by weweeweee123 April 17, 2018