Earth Jew

A racist type of phraseology used to describe a type of Jew, a very offensive word.

Derived from the basis there are four types of Jew; Fire Jews, Air Jews, Water Jews and Earth Jews.

by earthjew November 21, 2011

Earth Hour

An excuse for everybody to get drunk and stumble around avalon

"dude earth hour was soo good yesterday"
"yeah i got wasted and passed out on the beach"

by Dommay2097 March 30, 2010

round earth

This doesn’t exist you retard

A round earth is a myth

by Unknownbeast6969 May 14, 2018

Scorched-Earth

When you get yourself so shitfaced you can't stand.
A form of protection; to make sure so others don't get you wasted first.
Opposite of blitzkrieged.

SELF DESTRUCT BEFORE YOU ARE DESTROYED

Tomato Head: "I'm gunna get you blizkrieged!"
Retirement Home: "Tomato Head, NO! I'm going to get scorched-earth instead. GO AWAY"

by the retirement home December 13, 2009

Salt of the Earth

When a penis-yielding man or person emits cum onto the ground outside.

"Watch out, there's some salt of the earth where you're about to walk"

by saltoftheearth November 16, 2011

earth momma

A woman so big that she has her own gravitational field - best avoided when wearing beer goggles

Whooa there brother, give that earth momma a wide berth

by Wiggy March 2, 2004

Earth Jerk

When a girl digs a hole and you lay down in it. She then covers you until only your erect penis is sticking out of the ground and starts to jerk you off.

I was so drunk last night I let a girl give me a earth jerk 2 feet under.

by jerksmcgee June 8, 2011