hummus dump

1. A loose but sticky stool.

2. Hot Curry.
After dining at a vegetarian restaurant last night, it took me twenty minutes to wipe up that hummus dump.
by The reverend Billy B December 13, 2009
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Drive by dump

When you are in a hurry but you need to shit so you only
Poop out about half of what was in you.
I was in a hurry so I had to take a drive by dump so I wasn't late.
by Jsummers33 December 13, 2016
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stunt dump

Lay several sheets of toilet paper in the toilet, then stand on the bowl and drop a turd. It'll fall and land on the toilet paper like a stuntman falling on an airbag.
I just dropped a stunt dump from 6 feet high and it didn't break.
by Johnny Strappe February 19, 2014
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Porous dump

A fecal pallet after the maggots have matured into flies and flown away.
That thar feller wid da air cullered yeller dropped his chew into that porous dump shitter at the state park.
by Phorrist Dumbp January 20, 2017
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Spanish Dump

The shit you take (or have to take) immediately after eating Mexican food.
"Those burritos are gonna go right through me."
"You need to take a Spanish Dump, quick!"
by W4LDEN April 24, 2015
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vadge dump

The Vadge dump is actual considered an art form in several countries. It requires one to excrement inside the vagina, any willing male or female, may participate in this act.
It does require some practice, the most commonly used technique is for the female to lie on the floor, with her hands holding her hips, in order to lift her legs akimbo in the air... the other participant should stand facing the opposite direction and whilst squatting try land that chocolate log aka dump inside the vadge aka vagina
Mitch "Hey Dom, I pulled that slut Julie in the pub last night"
Dom: "Wow I hear shes really dirty?"
Mitch "Tell me about it,she even let me vadge dump her! "
by Keithima February 13, 2017
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jump and dump

When your in the shower and you jump out, shit, and hop back in.

(Its very hard to wipe your ass when it’s wet btw)
Sorry i took so long in the shower, i had to resort to a quick jump and dump
by Sketchy S November 05, 2017
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