Doug dodging

The act of evading the advances of drunk older men in public settings.

The grad students wanted to check out the local martini bar for girls night but feared they’d spend the whole evening Doug dodging.

by Shell_in_az August 1, 2023

Dodge’s Law

the idea that the darker a person is, the more they will yearn to own a dodge charger one day.

“I saw a black guy in a dodge charger yesterday, not surprised, dodge’s law never fails.”

by Erarr October 7, 2023

Dodge Mason

a very attractive man, like jesus fucking christ, no words can discribe how hot that man is.

person A: have you seen episode 6 of panic yet?
personB: yeah dude, *dodge mason* could hit it if he wanted to tbh

by Alastair2828 May 3, 2022

Da big dodge

A guy whole made the best song ever called sandy and gets hella bitches

That guys YouTube name is da big dodge he must get pussy

by Benny spaghetti May 9, 2022

dodge baby

when ur boo thang gets a dodge and you get to ride in the passenger seat

“My boyfriend got a charger, officially a dodge baby!”

by jt2swavy January 16, 2022

Dodges

A short gyani that has a radioactive pussy due to the intense smell it produces

Dodges should clean is pussy once in a while

by The marvel god September 17, 2022

Didge dodge

Trying to be sneaky to avoid something. A mental version of the physsical "dodge"

Joel Osteen hid money in his walls. he was trying to didge dodge paying SSN and Medicaid taxes

by BKLDK December 11, 2021