Derp

A goof, someone stupid or rather tarded.

Friend: Why are you being such a derp.
Me: Uwhahuwhwhuahw
Friend: I’m glad that brick hit you.

by Ekishier May 29, 2022

derping

scared and coughing

"See? All that derping for nothing." -CallMeKevin

by dawnlemon December 3, 2020

King of Derp

KV-2

From hell does Stalin guide its shells once the King of Derp orders and enemy to shut up and die. It doesn't matter if the King is rolling or patiently aiming; Stalin's will is the only thing the KV-2 needs to TEAR NAZI TANKS APART.

by SomeStupidGuyBehindAComputer December 22, 2018

Derp

An offensive way to say someone is bad at any video game, or looks derpy, like slowpoke.

I'm such a DERP.

by lol im a not troll October 10, 2017

Derp

A person that gives off dweeb energy. A mix of a dweeb, geek, and a dork.

Men- Derp
Women- Derpette

Why does that guy walk like that? He’s such a DERP.

by mobamba3000 February 1, 2024

dick derp

When one takes a dick pic on Snapchat and makes a person out of his penis with emojis and drawings on it.

I got bored so I started to dick derp on Snapchat.

by dezertwhore April 9, 2017

Derped

Shot right in the face at close range with a large caliber gun.

2. Made a stupid mistake.

Mike Just got derped with a 12 gauge shotgun.
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaggggghhhhhhh! I derped!

by When in doubt, C4 July 6, 2016