Deer Fart

The grotesque smell of a fart that emits the odor of a corpse that has been lying unattended for copious hours as a result of being struck by a large passenger vehicle.

Bobcat: Hey Chip, do you smell that?
Chip: Yeah, what the hell is that?
Bobcat: It couldn't be, could it?
Chip: No way. Actually, wait, I think it is.
Bobcat: Could it be....a deer fart?
Chip: Don't conjure up that phrase unless you mean it.
Bobcat: Hell yes, brother, I believe it's a deer fart.
Chip: Well, I did eat three bags of chili fritos. Not saying that's it, but...
Bobcat: Hell yes brother! A deer fart! By the way, that is putrid man.
Chip: What can I say man? Snakes on a plane...snakes on a plane.

by James & Tubbs, and special guest Switech August 20, 2006

deer stand

A place out in the woods where most rednecks are out waiting for the big buck, but most of the time it is used for drinking, telling lies, and watching porn on their ipods.

Yeah I setted up my deer stand for another season of serious "hunting".

by Lil Duff 2008 October 9, 2008

hitting a deer

If you are on your way to get some poontang from RAH and you suck at driving, you're driving fast, and it's on a gravel road (which you're pretty screwed)you'll most likely wreck so then you have to tell your mommy you were in the process of "hitting a deer". So then everyone will make fun of you, and they know what truly happened and you have only owned your truck for a little over a week and then you have to pay $1,000 cuz you "hit a deer".

Man, have you heard about that Matt Osbourne guy. He supposedly "hit a deer". That's what he told his mommy cuz he sucked so bad at driving cuz he was trying to get some from RAH. What a fagel.

by Raymond Garcia April 7, 2005

Deer in the Headlights

Deer in the Headlights is a great game when 2 people dress up in a 1 deer costume and walk in front of cars unexpectedly and hope to not get it.
This is best to do in a neighborhood or school zone.
Best to do at night.

Alex and Greg dressed in a deer costume, walked to the end of the neighborhood, his and waited for oncoming cars to come. Must be at night.
Deer in the Headlights.

by A Retarted February 17, 2014

Urban Deer Hunting

An activity that takes place during the Christmas season in which lit up deer are placed in the front yards of houses and people go around the neighborhood and make them hump.Urban Deer Hunting is most often done by teenagers

Bella: Hey are we going T-Ping tonight?
Jessica: Hell No! We're going Urban Deer Hunting! C'mon Bella let's make some reindeer hump!

by Alayna2765 July 23, 2009

deer hunting

cames from russian "Alenism" which refers to women, who use emotional suppression of husband, to manipulate or comand him. MOst often you can checkthisout if you try to stay at appartements of woman more than for 3 days, even if She invite you to stay. for 3 days nice woman turns into deer hunter who try to comand you, because you live at her appartments.

So technically this is a Venus trap for male when woman try to estrangle man, by coocking food, and comand to man kinda "wash a grill", and if he refuse to so so - next step if strong emotional pushing on him.

Other way you can buy already baked food, and do no have a headache with washing, because it's economically not so nice investment of time (you can compare it to your wage).

Thats why its important to be in equal position to woman, and base relations on love from woman side only (or else - all that dating stuff, will looks lite trading, and gifts of new deer)

I don't want to be another deer of that slut, so i jumpout from that "relations" - i don;t like deer hunting

by CaptnO February 22, 2015

deer shining

going out with a bright spot light, looking at does and bucks in rut while yelling 'shes bleeding shes bleeding TIME FOR BREEDING!' then you try to hit a doe with your truck, get some meat and leave it there.

'so what do you do for fun in holmen?'
'we go deer shining and coon bashing'
'thought so'

by coon bashing king October 28, 2006