Wisconsin Dairy Farmer

When 3 guys get naked and get on their hands and knees and a female/male proceeds to jerk them off into a drinking glass similar to squeezing milk from a cows utters. When the glass is full the "Dairy" Farmer then drinks all of the contents of the glass.

Oh man, my buddies and I participated in a Wisconsin Dairy Farmer last night!

by SconnyFarmer December 21, 2010

Dairy Cue

dairy cue is the female whom a male ultimately sexually desires, and rates other females in accordance to his dairy cue.

"holy shit jessy's hot!"
"but not as hot as veronika!"
"yeh, veronika's my fuckin' dairy cue"

by LoganJosh21 January 14, 2008

Dairy Queen

When a guy ejaculates in a cup, freezes it, and someone eats it.

Dude my I gave my girlfriend a tasty dairy queen

by l333tsp33k February 14, 2010

Dairy maid

1) A younger woman who milks cows.
2) The "nice" way of telling someone that they're old and lonely
3) The clever insult
4) My sister

1) I think that I'll marry that dairy maid
2) Mom, your a dairy maid
3) Your a stupid fucking dairy maid. You'll never go anywhere in life!
4) You'll call me a cunt scab, I'll call you a dairy maid. Why? Because you'll sit on me.

by BeBold.. August 1, 2008

dairyaire

the sweet sweet smell of a cheese factory or the snobbyness of a cheese producing state

Wisconsin is quite proud of their dairyaire.

by Diane Love December 31, 2007

dairy farmed

when some "does work" in the bathroom right before someone else needs to take a shower.

"dude, I was running late for work today and my roommate totally dairy farmed me right before I jumped in the shower"

by 6'4"fastguy February 6, 2010

Dairy Intelligent

Smart people with an allergy to dairy foods.

dude, you're so dairy intelligent!

by kneeface June 14, 2011