smack diddly donk

A word we use to threaten our kids instead of saying "Do you want a spanking?" Will stop all bad behavior immediately. Trust. Also works with some adults.

Credit to my neighbor Becca H.
"Stop crying or I'll give you a smack diddly donk!"

Lisa had second thoughts about snooping in her brother's room...what if he gave her a smack diddly donk? That would hurt! Wouldn't it?
by Momma Betsy February 03, 2008
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Thinker Lonker Donk

A person well known for extra-ordinary strength and the uncommon ability to break a grown man's back with a folding chair. Also known as Ted.
I saw Thinker yesterday. I thought he was just a myth. My life has now been made whole.
by awesome October 04, 2003
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ba-donka-donk

amazing bootie...so much that when she walks it looks like it is trying to talk to you, or or trying to get out of them pants
Daaaaamnn! mommie got ba-donka-donk!
by tha professor November 19, 2003
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dink donk spikes

Anything that could be considered a genital weapon according to the guidelines found in NCCOMICONS program guide or on their website.
Based on the attendees bulge in his pants, he was quickly apprehended and strip searched for dink donk spikes.
by ThtWhiteGuy January 15, 2019
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ba-donka-donk

Badonkadonk (adjective) - a term used to describe buttocks of exceptional quality and bounce
by adg January 15, 2004
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ba-donka-donk

A large and shapely female behind, especially one that bounces or jiggles.

Popularized by Tracy Morgan's Spoonie Love character on Comedy Central's prank-call show "Crank Yankers."
In an interview in King, a black men's magazine, slender R&B singer Brandy said, "I think my booty could be bigger. Just a little more badonkadonk, and then I would be good."
by David L. Duncan September 05, 2004
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swamp donk diddler

A man who diddles the swamp donk, more than once a month
"that guy is a real swamp donk diddler"
"oh yeah, he loves the swamp donk"
by randy beleza February 07, 2010
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