Doctor Moangroan

Refers to any "low-stamina" dude --- usually middle-aged or older --- with moderate chronic aches and pains which prevent him from seeking regular employment, although he does still attempt to assist other less-fortunates in "treating" or "curing" minor difficulties in their everyday lives. Every town has at least one or two of these unique hombres.
It's often very easy to determine if Doctor Moangroan is back in town or not --- just poke your head out your front door and crane your head up da street and down da street... if ya hear him moanin' and groanin'. then you know he's back in town. Any time "da Big M" does wearily shuffle back into city limits on his way home again from a brief sojourn to do grocery-shopping or visit friends in a distant place, the townspeople hastily schedule a "Groaners' Anonymous" meeting; to give D.M. his due credit, he has absolutely zero hesitation in acknowledging that he does indeed suffer from a major "groaning" problem, and so he ALWAYS goes to the meeting --- every time --- in fact, he CHAIRS the group --- he heads it up! Not sure how much actual benefit da meetings do him or da multitudes of other huge balding and hairy-stomached dudes with fibromyalgia, Arthur Itis, and/or Charles Horse who also attend said gatherings, but at least you get plenty of companionship, plus they always pass out free glucosamine, chondroitin, and MSM pills to help ease da guys' aches somewhat, and so that's a good thing.
by QuacksO November 16, 2018
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Doctor Map

a map that 90% of the community hates for no reason but is actually not that bad
bro this map is like a fucking doctor map holy shit
its.. its really not that bad
by Scarabyte November 14, 2021
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Duckie Doctor

A person who is highly cancerous and/or is highly unholy and should be banished to hell.
Bro, Kareem was being such a Duckie Doctor last night!
by SteveRogers IAm June 24, 2021
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doctor warner

to take long speaking gaps while doing a speach
why the hell are you doing a doctor warner
by sidewalk banana June 01, 2009
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Doctor Pep3r

Doctor Pep3r is the anti Christ
by Doctor Pep3r October 22, 2019
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It's like Doctor Who, but for really smart people. Plus, it will extend your brain to the point where you'll become the universe
Person 1: Do you watch Doctor Who? I love that show!
Person 2: Nah m8, that show is for dumbasses like you. I watch Doctor Whomst'd've's'nd't'y'all, and that is THE SHIT!
Person 1: What the fuck
by Trump's real news February 28, 2017
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Doctor Kippikappy

A children’s game that is played by building a wall across a room, usually made from boxes/random toys, and then splitting into two teams on either side of the wall and proceeding to violently throw stuffed animals over the wall with the objective being to get all of the stuffed animals to your opponent’s side of the room.
I got poked in the eye by a flying stuffed pig when playing Doctor Kippikappy with my siblings.
by Theeholycheeses August 29, 2023
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