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Connecticut Cupcake

The insertion of a chocolate cupcake into the grundle area while the female unit performs oral sex onto you. If you are a real Connecticut man, or if you think you are better than one, you will insert your man juices into it, and make both yourself and the partner eat it afterwards.
I gave Dylan's mom a Connecticut cupcake!!! It was sick!
by Alex Montez May 25, 2007
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Cupcake University

When you completely own or destroy somebody in any circumstance. The form of own-age can range from anything from answering a question before a completely random individual to killing an opponent in the heat of battle. But to do it in an ultramodern, advanced, or ahead of its time fashion. This is an idea, belief or belief system, or pattern of behavior that spreads throughout a culture either vertically by cultural inheritance (as by parents to children) or horizontally by cultural acquisition (as by peers, information media, and entertainment media) Usually done in a manner leaving the (owned) confused in their defeat.

Opposed to old school, meaning to school in a new way.
She took him to cupcake university!
by yellowbronco September 24, 2011
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Bacon Cupcake

When someone says two phrases that seem like they are in the same thought, but at the same time have absolutely nothing to do with each other, and seem odd when paired. i.e. a Non- sequiter
Person 1: ...And then he told me we were breaking up. I have always wanted to meet Hillary Swank.

Person 2: Dude, that was totally a bacon cupcake!
by Creamymiddle November 24, 2009
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gay cupcake

Someone that is so gay and sensitive. Mainly used in stan twitter.
"Wow, look at alex. He's a gay cupcake".
by bocasclouds May 27, 2020
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cupcake currency

When corporations try to keep their young staff happy by subsidising meagre incomes with baked goods.
Startup culture has created a generation of pre-diabetics who are subsidised with cupcake currency.
by ladyluck81 August 12, 2014
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Bald Cupcake

I had a blueberry bald cupcake for breakfast today.
by Ahmaleg June 9, 2009
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my cupcake

by Mycupcakes September 19, 2015
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