by Crusted.creator August 11, 2021
Get the Crustedmug. by PK444 January 13, 2019
Get the Crust Bustmug. Explains the relation when a man is deeply friendzoned by a woman he just wants as a f*** buddy. It's hard to penetrate through the "double crust"
I thought listening to her problems would make us closer. I don't want a relationship I just want to pork her. Now I've hit a double crust.
by Chessna November 24, 2013
Get the Double crustmug. When a woman has gone so long without intercourse, that her vagina has crusted shut. By sticking your penis in her, you bust the crust and she is ready for love
by Buttplug_Barney December 8, 2021
Get the Bust that Crustmug. by anonymous April 20, 2023
Get the Mud crustmug. Residue and debris left from a storm that may have passed. Could consist of dirty windows, debris, dusty doors, damaged outerwear etc.
My windshield was so dirty with storm crust, that I thought I saw a buffalo running across the road!
by Breezy Webster February 20, 2019
Get the Storm Crustmug. A shedding of crusty particles from the vaginal walls. Often brown in colour and hard. Like a booger from your coochie, or even dandruff.
by sofica April 15, 2025
Get the coochie crustmug.