creamy friction

Creamy friction occurs when two people who love each other defecate simultaneously and then rub their unwiped butts together.

Joe and his wife express their marital bliss through repeated acts of creamy friction.

by Crick Midge March 29, 2015

creamy parsnip

You have to continually masturbate into a styrofoam and fill it. Once full you, whisk up until foamy and and pour over another man's shaft.

That Liel, he's crazy man, he just creamy parsnipped Hollins.

by Simonip September 25, 2017

Creak

A word that you say when your in an awkward situation- usually empathizing the E and the A.

*mother says that she wanted a chocolate bar and you already ate them all

You say. CREEEAAAAAK

That was creaky.

by Thecreakynessofsoceity June 30, 2018

creamy butt

when you feel ur butt and it feels REALLLLL glossy and creamy kinda like lip gloss but for ur butt >3

omg d-does she h-have a c-c-reamy but!!???? yeah i do have a creamy butt

by sheshalo September 5, 2021

Creamypie

Its the delicious cake which your grandma always cakes of her milk

Creamypie is made of granny milkers

by ShrekpornStripperMonke January 23, 2022

Bones creak n' shit.

A casual phrase alluding to the fact that bones may creak, among other things; to be used in situations where an apathetic, nonchalant response may be called for. Meaning similar to that of "shit happens". Can also be used as its acronym.

1) Gingasnapz: They ran out of creamed spinach in the cafeteria!

WhiteCracka: Well you know, bones creak n' shit.

2) WhiteCracka: Damn...didn't finish my journal entry today.

Gingasnapz: BCAS man, BCAS.

by BlackPanthr September 12, 2011

creamy brick

A really hot guy who is ripped.

Damn did you see that guy? He was one creamy brick.

by spoofalicious July 21, 2006