cake pooper

it is the person who puts everyone in a bad mood by saying something depressing in the middle of a joyous occasion.

Person 1: "Man this is a great party!"
Person 2: "I agree! I'm having so much fun!"
Person 3: "You know, we could all die later."
Person 1: "Gosh Person 3, why are you such a cake pooper?"

by Tenley June 10, 2007

Cakee

Pleasing, agreeable, or enjoyable; giving pleasure. Socially acceptable or adept; polite

John: One is very cakee today.
Darby: Better watch it or the batter will fly!

by DarbyCrash March 3, 2009

burnt funnel cake

the act of pooping in a funnel and spreading it out over a girl chest then you jizz on it.

so while im changing your oil would you like me to go get the funnel and give you burnt funnel cake?

by capt long schlong January 26, 2010

Piece of Shit Cake

A Piece of Shit Cake is usually used as an insult to refer to a bastardized individual whom has caused you great inconvenience, grief, heart ache, murderous thoughts, and other various nasties.

Person 1: That dude slept with my girlfriend! YOU PIECE OF SHIT CAKE!

by Leto172010 June 4, 2010

penis cum cake

a cake that has cum mixed with the batter and cum frosting.

i made you a penis cum cake for your birthday!

by (:shizzay! November 16, 2011

cut some cake

To say "Ok, Let's cut some cake" and then immediately, and in slow motion say, "Cut some cake". To properly cut some cake, one must hold a cake knife and be able to alter time into a slow-motion state to repeat one's self. Vomitting upon the cake is mandatory.

Okay, Let's cut some cake... cccuuuttt sssooommmeee cccaaakkkeee.

by Gut Zum Gake July 15, 2010

ho cake

Hardly anyone knows what a "ho-cake" really is these days, especially if your not from the south.
A ho cake is cornbread that is made like a pancake. You mix cornmeal and water (some people add spices or cracklins)with a little salt and pepper, then you fry it up in a pan of bacon grease. Hot, crispy, and delicious.

"My grandma makes the best ho cake."

"I'm gonna fry me up some ho cakes to go with my gumbo!"

by DARD May 25, 2006