FACE CRACK

Popularised by the tv show Rupaul's Drag Race, face crack is a term used to refer a shocking event. When something you don't expect makes you react : you are face cracked

See also : being gagged
If a friend tells you something shocking via text and you are shocked you can reply with *face crack*
by Ellepellerin January 02, 2021
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Crack Kid

An ape shit crazy kid who apparently is on crack and enjoys getting hit with basketballs.
Dude - "This kid is defiantly on crack right now"
Crack kid: "Yeah!" "YEEEEEEAAAAAAAH!!!"
by A piece of fucking shit June 17, 2014
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Crack Pack

When you put crack cocaine in a pudding cup and feed it to children.
Tom: Whoa, Billy sure is acting strange today!
Sam: Yeah, I gave him a crack pack for snacktime.
by chippofftheoldblock February 19, 2017
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Crack Spot

The tits, the place to be. In most cases there are many dimes found present, but occasionally hoodrats are slayed. Commonly "the crack spot" is indoors, with ample amounts of alcohol, sizzurp, and common drugs such as marijuana and cocaine.
by papa moyer January 12, 2010
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Crack Fic

Other terms:

1. Crack Fict
2. Crack Fiction
3. Fanfiction Crack

(n) - Term used to describe fanfiction that is completly and utterly random,and makes no sense. Is usually done intentionally for humor purposes. Whether or not the fic is trying to be serious is hard to see or say.
Marissa: What are you watching?
Jesse: Smallville,why?
Marissa: I found a weird fic about it, check it out.
*ten minutes later*
Jesse: *screams in agony* Oh my God! It's-it's -CRACK FIC! *runs out of the room in terror*
by SirChubbyBunny October 15, 2010
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Garage Crack

The crack in your garage door that appears when you open the door. This is a great spot for putting Christmas lights and also decorating with holly. Although this is the ideal spot for putting Christmas lights, they may be crushed when the door closes.
Look at Zach's garage crack! It's the highlight of the season!
by Garagecrack December 25, 2009
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back cracked

Back Cracking is to have rough sex that disorients the person or gives them extreme pleasure.

To have your back cracked is to have rough sex.
She had her back cracked last night and won't be able to come to work today. ( She got some bomb dick that fucked her up so good she can't even work today)
by MSBN March 20, 2016
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