Beat Up Meat Curtains

A vagina with abnormally loose labia; displeasing to the eyes; unwanted.

I was going to sleep with Jessica, but ol' girl had some beat up meat curtains. (This is usually followed by a frown, or if you are typing, use :\ or ;( to show dissatisfaction with said vagina.)

by Zachariah Non Prolificus June 17, 2008

roast beef curtains with mayo

hackneyed labia oozing with female smegma

that girl's pussy was so beat, it looked like roast beef curtains with mayo.

by Emma Putnam January 16, 2008

balogna curtains

meat flaps on a vagina.the folds of flesh on and around a vagina

that girls pussy could fly away with flaps, or thats a balogna and cheese samich!open the balogna curtains ,dinner
is served

by Terry Lasley. Kansas city Mo. April 26, 2006

curtain

code language when talking about a persons lips (geddit, if you tip your head sideways your lips are like a curtain to your mouth!!) used in sly situations only, when trying to compliment or hook in

wow, your curtain is sooo dope ;)

by karishafelicia October 24, 2010

beer curtains

n. 1. Analogous to beer goggles. One's judgmental ability is impaired by the amount of beer (or other suitable alcoholic substance) ingested which causes their vision to be blinded by the curtains.

n. 2. Enhancement of a women's beef curtains through alcoholic consumption; open to all those willing to hang her curtains on their rod.

Josh clearly had beer curtains the night he brought home April.

Josie got knocked up due to her inability to blockade her beer curtains.

by merlot2k1 July 24, 2008

Cortlandt Manor

It is a shitty place to live and has the worst stores ever and bad school districts and ppl try to act black

“Cortlandt manor sucks” 🤣

by Dominican mami January 26, 2019

curtains

you care about someone who is depressed. like you see all this beauty in them but they chase you away for suggesting positivity.

they live out a persona online they wish they could be in real life. but depression is a thing. they need help.

good morning, lovely. may i open the curtains. lets grab a ball and go outside maybe?

by Krkič October 25, 2019