never had a cough

If you've "never had a cough", you've never had an STD.

" They say the average person has 6 sexual partners in their lifetime. Shit, Nate has had enough strange for 20 lifetimes. And has never had a cough."

by Peckerwooded November 9, 2021

Cough one`s yogurt

to ejaculate, to cum , spurt etc

for the want of something to do one decided to Cough one`s yogurt over my other half`s face.

by Denis O`Shea October 30, 2006

Shithead's Cough

Kinda like shooter's cough, but 666 times more insidious and sinister. Enemies of God and Satan, it takes all of the forces of Hell and Heaven to stop these shitheads from ruining the quiet in the land.

Pronounced sheeth-edz.
"Why does Shifferbreins always cough when I do nice things or breathe?"
"That's shithead's cough. Shitheads like Schifferbreins seek your attention to protest your existence and your breathing air."
"Shitheads? I'm going on a hunger strike against shitheads then."
"--I'm in--we gonna starve though because God and Satan are both firmly against shitheads already. Shitheads can't have nice things like us and can't stop."

Misjudgments are possible, though there is no known cure for shitheadedness until Jesus and the Holy Spirit become willing.

#shooterscough #shitheadscough #shitheads

Kinda like shooter's cough, but 666 times more insidious and sinister. Enemies of God and Satan, it takes all of the forces of Hell and Heaven to stop these shitheads from ruining the quiet in the land.

by © September 7, 2023

Cough pee

If you run, jump, scream, trip, sneeze or cough you pee. Just a little pee but enough to know you wet pants and need to work on flexing the inner most muscle inside the walls of man hole, in order to control that little piddle in the middle.

Bless you, no damn it I cough pee d and now I've got to go change .

by jillbabe August 23, 2016

sexual cough

when someone is very passionate about something and someone is mocking them for being passionate

did she sexual cough you

by rip hat December 31, 2019

cough

coughing: - weird force choking that can cause death (michael hutchence).
Characterised by an attack of the adam's apple.
Force choking being a lack of air, oxygen and love.

I was doing a cough (forced choked) on cam today. I thought that it was a blockage my airwaves however my doctors were not advanced and didn't understand what it was.

by steven.g.y January 4, 2022

Wim cough

When you are smoking marijuana and over-oxygenate so you can hold your breath for a long time. Usually involving cold weather or ice bongs.

Load up the bong and start breathing so we can get a wim cough going.

by Allegorycorey October 31, 2023