Gay Coffee

Gay Coffee When a man ejaculates in a cup of coffee and another male drinks it.
"I made my supervisor a cup of gay coffee" "I worried he made me gay coffee"
by Why Dude Why March 07, 2019
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Coffee Block

That bitch move your co-worker makes to discuss work before you've had a chance to get coffee.
My boss coffee blocked me this morning looking for project files.
by mountain momma December 19, 2014
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Coffee Daddy

A coffee daddy is one who grinds so fine and takes his time.
Q: Do you know why they call me coffee daddy?
A; They call me coffee 'cause I grind so fine. They call me daddy 'cause I take my time.
by dougasm101 May 31, 2013
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Coffee Afterbirth

The need to take one or more big old shits after your daily intake of morning java.
That Starbucks was great. But it’s time for a little coffee afterbirth.

This coffee afterbirth has got me trotting to the shitter a couple of times today.
by Eaton Holgoode December 12, 2018
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Coffee Chop

Pinching off a big coffee induced turd. Typically onsets about mid-morning or late afternoon.
You’ll have to excuse me. Need to coffee chop real quick. Guts a growling.

This afternoon coffee chop is a daily occurrence.
by Eaton Holgoode May 22, 2018
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Benis Coffee

When you put your dick inside your boy/girl’s asshole, start fucking it, and then he or she starts shitting diarrhea onto your dick, in which you then put the drippings into a cup, resembling coffee. To make it a Benis Latte, you must bust a nut into it.
Guy: mmm that’s some good coffee
Girl: uhhh i don’t think you should be drinking that
Guy: why not? It’s good and hot
Girl: it was that benis coffee i accidentally gave you last night
Guy: EEEWWWWWWAEAAHHHHHUHHUH
by InternetSlangPhD May 03, 2022
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Coffee Blocked

Rushing into an empty coffee shop for the coffee you've been craving and someone that has no idea what they want or has a ridiculous order has managed to squeeze to the counter before you.
When someone wanders into the coffee shop ahead of you, meanders towards the counter at the speed of stupid, and then holds up the line asking for freshly brewed decaf in her go-green mug.

"That bitch just Coffee Blocked me for decaf ..."
by Wazzu Otaku October 04, 2011
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