A thought coma occurs when you've been given orders by multiple coworkers, and you keep stuck by all the stuff they said though your brain can't think anymore, and your energy is drained completely.
Coworker 1: What's happening to you?
Coworker 2: Thought coma! I am back from the crisis meeting, they all shout at me orders like violent psychopaths.
Coworker 2: Thought coma! I am back from the crisis meeting, they all shout at me orders like violent psychopaths.
by modhek February 2, 2022
Get the Thought comamug. by 3cheezsurprise December 5, 2020
Get the Cunt-comamug. An elective state of deep sleep, caused by an individual’s unquestionable belief in their Government’s response to the Covid-19 scam beginning early 2020.
When a person is in a Covid Coma, nothing can wake them up. Attempts to do so usually involve presenting the patient with hard evidence which exposes the truth behind the Government’s Covid-19 response, as well as evidence of corrupt and dishonest behaviour perpetrated by the Government and it’s bodies, the media and private medical corporations.
A Covid Coma patient will point blank refuse to believe that any corrupt dealings, illegal behaviour or criminal offences have been committed by the above mentioned, instead preferring to remain in their state of prolonged unconsciousness and believe whatever other lies the Government cook up to continue on with their elaborate scam.
A person in Covid Coma will also experience severe naivety, believing all the lies which have been fed to the masses since early 2020, despite the rules based on “expert medical advice” changing as often as every 12 hours or so.
One must exercise care when attempting to wake up an individual who is in a Covid Coma, as patients usually react angrily when offered treatment, as if to say “can’t you see that I’m trying to sleep?”
When a person is in a Covid Coma, nothing can wake them up. Attempts to do so usually involve presenting the patient with hard evidence which exposes the truth behind the Government’s Covid-19 response, as well as evidence of corrupt and dishonest behaviour perpetrated by the Government and it’s bodies, the media and private medical corporations.
A Covid Coma patient will point blank refuse to believe that any corrupt dealings, illegal behaviour or criminal offences have been committed by the above mentioned, instead preferring to remain in their state of prolonged unconsciousness and believe whatever other lies the Government cook up to continue on with their elaborate scam.
A person in Covid Coma will also experience severe naivety, believing all the lies which have been fed to the masses since early 2020, despite the rules based on “expert medical advice” changing as often as every 12 hours or so.
One must exercise care when attempting to wake up an individual who is in a Covid Coma, as patients usually react angrily when offered treatment, as if to say “can’t you see that I’m trying to sleep?”
“Oi check this out, an independent Japanese vaccine research organisation have found that all Covid-19 mRNA vaccines are unsafe and should not be administered to anyone, let alone under a Government mandate. They say that a healthy person’s immune system is more than capable of fighting off Wu Flu, so why are the Government recommending booster number four instead of promoting a healthy diet and exercise?”
Covid Coma Patient: “Where did you read that?? What’s your source?? You’re not a doctor or epidemiologist, what if your grandma got covid and DIED?? Just because you watch conspiracy videos on YouTube doesn’t give you the right to spread misinformation! How hard is it to just shut up and get the jab??”
“Yeah okay, keep us all sick I guess”
Covid Coma Patient: “Where did you read that?? What’s your source?? You’re not a doctor or epidemiologist, what if your grandma got covid and DIED?? Just because you watch conspiracy videos on YouTube doesn’t give you the right to spread misinformation! How hard is it to just shut up and get the jab??”
“Yeah okay, keep us all sick I guess”
by UncleGreeny April 12, 2022
Get the Covid Comamug. by AdamKlein4Lyfe November 13, 2017
Get the kat comamug. Low brainwave activity, unaware of surroundings, incoherent and motionless except for singular motion of index finger. Other symptoms include deafness and sedentary behavior.
Lisa was unreachable using common social forms of verbal communication. She stared blankly at the iPhone. Lisa was in a Phone Coma.
by Hobarto April 18, 2019
Get the Phone Comamug. The semiconscious, paralyzed state one enters from laying on the couch flipping tv channels for hours. The flashing light from the tv that comes from changing channels is the only thing that keeps you awake.
I have got to get my act together, I have been in a cable coma for the last four hours when I could have been accomplishing something.
by joecoolthefool November 2, 2015
Get the cable comamug. Joe: "Dude I really don't want to go to the mall."
Matt: "Why?"
Joe: "Because man, I get a nose coma walking through the cologne department."
Matt: "Why?"
Joe: "Because man, I get a nose coma walking through the cologne department."
by Insomniate March 14, 2016
Get the nose comamug.