cloyster

Cloysters are human excrement in one of 2 forms, varying in quality and size depending on the type and maturity of the cloyster as well as its broad chemical compostion.

1. Inner cloyster - An internal conglomerate of fecal matter that may have taken years to accumulate in the lower bowel.
These are typically "high quality cloysters" and are usually much smaller in size and denser than outer cloysters.

2. Outer cloyster - often occuring on people who have not had a shower for a couple of weeks. These are also often referred to as "inferior cloysters" and are usually dry and light in colour.

Note: There may also be a book detailing the physical properties and variation of cloysters and details how to grow your own.

Inner cloysters are a relatively new discovery compared to outer cloysters which have been known for many millenia.

by co, supG June 11, 2006

colby

“colby” is a name used fo people who are ginormous ass holes. they will most likely cheat on you and break your heart. don’t be a colby and don’t date one either.

Person A- I just broke up with colby.
Person B- I’m so sorry. Why?
Person A- He cheated on me :(
Person B- Told you so.

by doraborabitch June 3, 2018

clobbered

the feeling given to a homosexual male after having his arse feltched and then passionately kissing his male partner (the feltcher).

tom let bill have his way with him and finish in his arse, when bill flipped him over to passionately kiss him. tom could taste himself...the sensation was overpowering..as he calm down he layed back sighed, "i'm so clobbered"

by herbert67 August 6, 2009

Colby Brock

Colby Brock is one of the hottest boys on earth.He is the very first Hottest boy and sadly sam is the second Hottest boy.I may be only 12 years old for writing this but i Have a huge crush on Colby Brock.He is the best with the paranormal and sois his friends and i will kill all the Girls who love Colby Brock He is mine and only mine so back of bitches.Also i love watching the paranormal videos at night because it helps me sleep better and Sam,Corey,Aaron,Jake,Elton,And Surca are the best youtubers.Oh by the way i want Surca because i love Surca.

Girls: OMG i love Colby Brock,Hes so hoooot.

Me: Ok lets get this straight HE IS MINE AND ONLY MINE GOT THAT.

Girls: Yes Alpha

Me: GOOD,NOW GET OUT OF MY SIGHT.

by Lederer Christine November 25, 2019

Colby

Colby is the best boyfriend anyone could ask for. He may be a little crazy but you'll love him. He has an amazing personality and an extremely adorable personality. He's the best person that you will ever meet. If you find a Colby make sure to keep him.

I couldn't find a good boyfriend until I met a Colby

by spicylemons September 12, 2017

Cloydene

She is normally referred to as Cookie. Her fav person is called Eva #popular /hj. She also hate any one named Reina as someone named Reina once messaged her on discord and sent random photos of people in Cookie's class. #notpolouar /srs. Zoe is not her fav person either. Cloydene loves bananas because she said they taste nice... She also cuts hairy hairs. She has a special talent for cutting onions and not crying #girlboss #lifegoals #MATERIALGWORLLLLL xoxo

Cloydene ate a banana and she liked it.

by Your Moms Honda November 18, 2021

Capping-Colby

A person, usually a nerdy white boy with the most sheltered life who thinks he is more hood than he actually is. They are particularly frequent cappers and will say anything to make themselves sound cooler around their friends.

Joe: "Hey man want to grab a beer after work tomorrow?"

Capping-Colby: "beeeeeeeet, but first I gotta swing by Arby's and get licked by the cutie in the drivethru. Then I'ma hit the liquor store for a fifth of the henny and tote my piece on my way to the bar."

Joe: "Bro you work at Publix and have an 8 o'clock curfew..."

by gkns April 16, 2020