Skip to main content

Clam slammer

Another name for a lesbian. Derived from the act of scissoring that occurs between lesbian couples.
Man that is one sexy clam slammer, her girlfriend not so much.
by Dingleberry Larry August 24, 2016
mugGet the Clam slammermug.

ugly clam

The way a gay guy describes himself when he believes other gay men find him to be as repulsive as a dirty vagina.
Gay guy 1: I tried to hit on this hot guy yesterday and he turned me down. I feel like such an ugly clam.

Gay guy 2: Don't say that! Vaginas are so gross and you are beautiful.
by vag on the reg March 21, 2014
mugGet the ugly clammug.

clam scrubber

facial hair that is abrasive to the female genitalia (aka the clam) during cunnilingus
Girl: "I had to break-up with Bob because every time he went down on me his clam scrubber left me all red and itchy."
by nyaaron May 17, 2010
mugGet the clam scrubbermug.

clam jostling

A euphemism for a particular sexual practice between two women involving the grinding together of the labia and clitoral hoods of each woman upon one another in a scissoring motion of the legs.
A survey has shown that the number one recreational activity for stripper midgets is clam jostling.
by garybaldi February 12, 2010
mugGet the clam jostlingmug.

Clam Choding

The act of sticking your wider than longer sausage into the ever wet and bubbly clam sandwich.
John: Hey you hear what Rhagava and Bridget did?
Quantavius: Nah what'd they do?
John: Dude...they totally had sex.

Quantavius: Wait...doesn't Rhagava have a chode?
John: Yea he was totally clam choding her tenderizer.
by Rhagava January 18, 2010
mugGet the Clam Chodingmug.

clam shooter

Woah bitch, I'm gon' spray yo' face with muh clam shootah!
by FactRzerO November 7, 2003
mugGet the clam shootermug.

clam ass

where your ass is wetter than swamp ass and it has the stank ass odor.
i just took a shit and now i have clam ass, my girl is gonna hate me.
by jesse co April 4, 2008
mugGet the clam assmug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email